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Juanitosaurus Last Login: 12/23/09

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Movie Character You Most Identify With
Achilles, obviously, from Wolfgang Petersen's Troy (2004)
Favorite Line From A Movie
"I have 2 guns--1 for each of you." Doc Holliday, inebriated [Tombstone (1993)]
Favorite Scene From A Movie
Chon Wang (Jackie Chan) uses Gene Kelly's moves to fight bad guys in Shanghai Knights (2003).
Favorite Movie
people watching
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This should say 'Favorite Actor/Actress.'
Favorite Director
Stanley Kubrick
Celebrity Crush
Amanda Bynes's legs
Favorite Genre
Everything is chaos.
Favorite Critic
Matt Brunson
Best Movie Seat
middle
Favorite Movie Watching Drink
A good Zinfandel
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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)

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Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father (2008)

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Step Brothers (2008)

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Tell No One (2008)

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Head-On (2005)

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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)
 
 
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I have never experienced anything quite like The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, a virtually flawless film. Andrew Dominik has come out of left field to write and direct the best non-animated film of 2007. Chopper (2000) was his other... More

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Kurt Kuenne, the filmmaker, is a close friend of his subjects, and that friendship is as good a reason any filmmaker can have for the minor missteps in the way he tells his story. Is it possible to accuse an honest man responsible for such a heartbreaking film of being... More

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A one-joke premise is actually sustained well for most of this mostly one-joke film with dozens of hilarious one-liners. After an entire career of playing slightly varied versions of the immature man-child, it would be nice, perhaps, if Step Brothers offered something... More

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Tell No One (2008)
 
 
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Stay alert, pay attention, and enjoy Tell No One, a very good mystery with one of the more astounding traffic accidents ever filmed.

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Every scene of Fatih Akin's Head-On contains something shocking, something funny, and/or something heartbreaking. At the risk of divulging too much of the brilliantly simple story and deceptively complex characters, the critic will note that Head-On is a well executed,... More

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Awesome films that are not likely to appear on many "Best of" lists

  1. Rambo - First Blood Pt. 2 (1985)
  2. Mindhunters (2005)
  3. XXX (2002)

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It is important to note that, in film criticism, the critic’s first task is to watch* the film. If we are to regard cinema as a field of art worthy of the same lasting, meaningful consideration that has long been enjoyed by, for... More

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