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on 5/01/10 at 09:54 AM
good review I don't think it was that bad but still bad.
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on 5/01/10 at 10:01 AM
Hello gitts! This movie is an obvious teenage girl product I'm never gonna see. (the recent 'let the right one in' (Danmark) is more apropriate. fair review
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on 5/01/10 at 10:04 AM
Yeah, unfortunatly I'm a teenager myself, and I held up a long time against watching this but in the end I needed to. I should check "let the right one in" out, I still haven't seen it...
on 5/01/10 at 01:39 PM
That sounds like pain. did you have to go through high school musicals too?
on 5/01/10 at 01:41 PM
No...thank god I never watched those! Nobody that I know is hyper over them so that's alright...
on 5/01/10 at 10:14 AM
Very good review.This movie blowsssss.You cited the dialogue as being the most abysmal part of the film, but I would even say the acting and music is just as bad.Horrendous on every level.
on 5/01/10 at 10:18 AM
Yeah everything is bad...this was a painful experience to watch :S Thanks for the comment.
on 5/01/10 at 10:28 AM
I like that you have given "Twilight" a 2/10, but -- on principle -- I will not allow myself to read about it. I just thank you for not having given this movie a fresh score, for I, sadly, would have had to defriend you.
on 5/01/10 at 10:45 AM
Oh...it's that bad I see. Well thanks for your comment.
on 5/01/10 at 10:39 AM
It's one of those movies every guy loves to hate I suppose, good review.
on 5/01/10 at 10:46 AM
Thanks...Actually I didn't particularly like to hate it, but I couldn't help it, not one bit.
on 5/01/10 at 10:44 AM
"You're my own, personal brand of heroin." This sounds really terrible man. I have not seen it yet. Great review Mr. Gritts
on 5/01/10 at 10:48 AM
Thanks halimali...I chose to put that line in my review because I think it's the worst of the movie, among so much crappy dialogue. Don't watch it if you can avoid it, it's kind of a waste of time.
on 5/01/10 at 10:51 AM
The only thing I liked while looking at the promos is the cinematography. I just cannot imagine such bad dialogue!!
on 5/01/10 at 10:45 AM
I really hated this one myself. although, in my opinion, Kristen Stewart is like Megan Fox, not as hot as they think they are.
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on 5/01/10 at 11:58 AM
on 5/01/10 at 02:28 PM
Yeah anyway Kristen Stewart might be a hottie in her own way but she sure can't act, not in Twilight anyway, maybe she'll be good in the future...
on 5/01/10 at 10:53 AM
Good review, love the final few lines
Thanks JT Vincent.
on 5/01/10 at 10:53 AM
Probably, I am one of the few who watched this after the sequel. I think that it really sucks but it still is better in comparison to "New Moon".Still rotten though!
on 5/01/10 at 02:29 PM
Oh don't get me talking on New Moon that one is surely worse than the first...I watched it before too actually.
on 5/01/10 at 10:59 AM
Good review.I have to admit, I like this movie and it has very good soundtrack and it is way better from second part New Moon.
on 5/01/10 at 11:12 AM
Good review mr.Gitts.I completely understand why you didn't like it. I didn't dislike it as much as you,but it's still rotten in my book. I hope for your sake that you don't watch Full Moon,because that's like watching paint dry.Oh and one more thing.I know I'm a bit picky here,but Let The Right One in, is a Swedish movie.
on 5/01/10 at 02:31 PM
New Moon is more awful than awful can be I wouldn't review it, would be full of "fucks" and "shit"... :S Thanks for the comment.
on 5/01/10 at 11:56 AM
Some of my RT friends recommended 'Let the Right One In,' and as I told them, even though I've never seen Twilight (and never plan to), I do know the general premise, and Let the Right One In is everything Twilight wishes and fails miserably to be.
on 5/01/10 at 02:32 PM
Yeah that's what I heard, but to me the real problem was Twilight didn't even *try* to be an interesting, powerful love story, and the actors were just reading their already terrible lines without any conviction...
on 5/01/10 at 12:09 PM
nice review.such type of movies are liked by fools.
on 5/01/10 at 02:34 PM
Thanks, you're absolutely right, nobody who knows a thing about movies would like this, except maybe in a very very guilty way.
on 5/01/10 at 12:22 PM
You usually watch such excellent movies. What spurred your interest in this one? Good review BTW.....
Girlfriends...girlfriends. And after hearing so much about it I had to get it done :( But thanks.
on 5/01/10 at 12:53 PM
You missed one of the biggest controveries of this film. It shows pedaphilia in a positive light, and disguising it as 2 star crossed lovers.
on 5/01/10 at 02:36 PM
Actually it didn't feel to me like there was any sign of pedophilia at all, since Robert Pattinson failed miserably at acting like a person who's supposed to have had 100 years' experience...he acts younger than Kristen actually...
TONYS FILM REVIEWS
on 5/01/10 at 01:46 PM
When i Watched Twilight it reminded me of a Cheap Rubbish T.V Series.
Yeah exactly, just feels like a poor Sitcom crap.
on 5/01/10 at 01:55 PM
I saw this in the theater and I rather blow my brains out with a sawed off shotgun then watch it again. Good review.
on 5/01/10 at 02:37 PM
Thanks! Honestly, I'd rather have that too!
on 5/01/10 at 03:51 PM
I agree. I've read the books and they're not bad and this movie was average but New Moon isn't good. Great review!
on 5/02/10 at 03:03 AM
Thanks DudeDazz. I surely don't want to read the books after the films...
on 5/01/10 at 05:11 PM
Excellent review this movie sucked
Oh yeah it did, thanks Reilly...
on 5/01/10 at 08:44 PM
Everyone cannot dislike the TWILIGHT franchise, for Pattison, on account of it, has become one of the riches men in Britain, and the money has to come from somewhere. But this is a very interesting, honest and fair review. Thanks for posting
on 5/02/10 at 10:17 AM
Yeah...honestly I think it's quite unfair that Pattinson gets that much fame and money for a lazy effort like that...
on 5/03/10 at 12:32 PM
I think him rather smart actually, because he is obviously just playing off it for the money. I mean, he has stated himself countless times of his hate for the books and the character he plays- but they of course, cant get rid of him no matter how much he expresses his hate for it.
on 5/02/10 at 01:09 AM
When I was in high school, me and the girls in my newspaper class had an article that was basically me against them on pro twilight vs me. I won. accoring to me.
haha great :D
on 5/02/10 at 06:42 AM
I had to watch the trailer for the new twilight movie before Iron Man 2 yesterday and I could barely stand the 2 minutes it lasted it was so bad. I can only imagine the experience of actually watching one of these "movies". Unfortunately whenever Twilight finally does lose it's mass-appeal some other shit-storm will appear and sweep up the more easily influenced among us again
on 5/02/10 at 10:18 AM
Oh yeah, my god that 3rd movie looks so shitty. And you're right I guess, the "hype over nothing" will never end...
on 5/02/10 at 08:46 AM
"You're my own, personal brand of heroin". This movie was my own, personal brand of vomit inducement....how to take vampires and make them totally lame in one easy step. Great review my friend, spot on.
Haha, yeah. Thanks Jay!
on 5/02/10 at 09:39 AM
One of the shittiest famous movies and books ever to be release, People just don't understand good literature.Absolutely awesome review, man.
on 5/02/10 at 10:19 AM
Indeed... :( Thanks for commenting.
on 5/02/10 at 09:59 AM
this movie really IS unforgivably horrendous. The worst part is the Twilight fangirls who think it's amazing. I actually did weedle one of my friends, a Twilight fan, until she admitted that the film was bad. I felt good about that.
on 5/02/10 at 10:20 AM
All the girls I know, like, love, or adore this movie I cannot fucking stand it! They don't really seem to ever change their mind either...
on 5/02/10 at 10:18 AM
I hated this movie. DOWN WITH TWILIGHT
on 5/02/10 at 10:21 AM
All the way down...
on 5/03/10 at 10:03 AM
That's why we should banish all goths and Stephanie Meyer from this country so Twilight just disappears forever!
on 5/02/10 at 12:46 PM
on 5/02/10 at 08:25 PM
"Twilight is one of those films that I wish had never been made..."that is where i stopped reading... and gave you a round of applause- i could not agree anymore with this point and as far as i am concerned. This movie sucks and Kristen Stewart is hot. end of review. nicely done
on 5/02/10 at 08:41 PM
Haha, yeah Kristen Stewart is kinda hot...thanks!
on 5/03/10 at 01:57 AM
Mate, your putting yourself through hell this week! May I suggest some Scorsese?
on 5/03/10 at 02:49 AM
I watched Goodfellas for the 8th time in one year last night, maybe one day I'll review it...Thanks for the suggestion :P From him I still haven't seen Bringing Out the Dead, Kundun, Alice Doesn't Live Her Anymore and The Last Temptation of Christ if I ever get my hands on them...
on 5/03/10 at 10:08 AM
Agreed! Nice review.
on 5/03/10 at 11:07 AM
Nice review. I really hated this film and the whole concept of "The sparkling vampire in the sun." The acting was horrible and the story was very tame. Made for t.v movie.
on 5/03/10 at 12:29 PM
Completely agree. It was as bad as you say, if not worse, IMO.Oh and, on the subject of awful dialogue, that is because they stayed very true to the book. The book's dialogue is just as aweful- actually, worse, because Bella describes everything using the same 4 or 5 adjectives and has long dreadful monologues in addition to the dreadful dialogue between her and Edward.
on 5/04/10 at 04:19 PM
Everyone with a penis agrees with you man cause VAMPIRES DO NOT FUCKING SPARKLE!!!Great review man
on 5/09/10 at 06:58 PM
hated this too cheesy. were the books as bad as the movie?
on 5/16/10 at 05:54 PM
Nice review!I'm sorry you had to sit through it...
on 3/02/12 at 05:40 PM
Great review. I liked these movies (except for that horrible second one), but they aren't the greatest thing ever. But one of the worst films you have ever seen? I'm questioning if you actually know what a film THAT BAD is to be considered one of the worst films ever.