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Posted on 10/05/13 08:20 AM
Hey, let's steal Spock's death scene from Star Trek 2, but we'll switch Kirk's and Spock's lines and it'll be Kirk who dies instead. This shameless desecration not only wrecks an otherwise perfectly good origin story, it takes a colossal dump on the original. Look, JJ - if you can't come up with anything original, WAIT UNTIL YOU GET A GOOD IDEA, don't just steal one of the most iconic moments in movie history and whizz all over it. NOT RECOMMENDED and should be AVOIDED FOR BLASPHEMY!