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    Johan S. Last Login: 10/01/12

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    Johan S.
    • I wish there was a music site equivalent to RT. I need a place to talk about music.
    • In addition to watching a lot of movies, I also love Odd Future.
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    ABOUT

    Member Since
    May 2009
    Current Location
    Nairobi, Kenya (For a year, then I'll be... I don't know yet)
    Hometown
    New Haven, CT
    Movie Character You Most Identify With
    1) Antoine in "The 400 Blows." 2) Philippe in "Army of Shadows." 3) Sam in "Brazil" 4) Ivan in "Ivan's Childhood" 5) All three central characters in "Stalker" 6) Johnny in "Naked"
    Favorite Line From A Movie
    "If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are going to be up to our balls in jugglers." --Hot Fuzz
    Favorite Scene From A Movie
    You know that movie with that thing, and that actor, and that... you know?
    Favorite Movie
    Stalker, Army of Shadows, The 400 Blows, Gomorra, Andrei Rublev, Modern Times, Brazil, The Bicycle Thief, Ace In the Hole, Seven Samurai, Pulp Fiction, Elephant, La Dolce Vita, La Strada, Dead Ringers, City Lights, Hunger, Le Trou, and so many more.
    Favorite Actor
    De Niro, Nicholson, Meryl Streep, Toshiro Mifune, Marcello Mastroianni, Irene Jacob, Jean-Paul Belmondo. All badasses in their own way.
    Favorite Director
    Tarkovsky, Scorsese, Kubrick, Kurosawa, Fellini, Melville, De Sica...
    Celebrity Crush
    Emma Stone, Christina Hendricks, Beyonce, Irene Jacob.
    Favorite Genre
    Art-House anything, classic comedies, mob movies, heist movies, escape movies, foreign films, philosophical films, psychological movies, noir, horror movies that actually scare you, movies that aren't directed by Oliver Stone or Michael Bay.
    Favorite Critic
    If Tyler, the Creator critiqued movies, it'd be him.
    Best Movie Seat
    at home
    Favorite Movie Watching Snack
    Ice cream everything.
    Favorite Movie Watching Drink
    Coke, Dr. Pepper.
    When I'm not watching movies, I'm...
    Listening to music (Biggie, The Replacements), reading books (Dostoevsky, Hemingway), shooting politicians in the face, and philosophizin'.
    Fresh or Rotten
    fresh

    RATINGS (322)

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    La Grande illusion (Grand Illusion) (1937)

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    100%
    Tropic Thunder (2008)

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    80%
    Hotaru no haka (Grave of the Fireflies) (1988)

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    90%
    High School Musical (2006)

    1 Comments

    30%
    Jubilee (1978)

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    40%

    REVIEWS (61)

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    High School Musical (2006)
    30%

    Oh yeah, this is totally what high school is like.

    3.6

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    Elephant (2003)
    90%

    Openly gay filmmaker Gus Van Sant knows how to make REAL movies about teenagers. Hannah Montana and iCarly? Those shows are for first-graders, to fill... More

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    American Beauty (1999)
    90%

    Ah, American Beauty. Everybody loves it. Even after repeated viewings, it truly is a wonderful, funny, touching experience. The directorial debut of S... More

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    The Godfather, Part III (1990)
    40%

    There are two moments in this movie that will make you scream and groan and want to punch Francis Ford Coppola in his brand-new vagina:

    1. "D-aaaaa... More

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    Solyaris (Solaris) (1976)
    90%

    A complex and brilliant film oddly missing much of Tarkovsky's trademark cinematography. Very philosophical and certainly unique, but sometimes abrupt... More

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    MOVIE LISTS (7)

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    Least 'R' Rated 'R' Rated Movies (12 movies)
    Movies That Shouldn't Be In the Criterion Collection (14 movies)
    The Undisputed Great Movies, or... TENS. (15 movies)

    BLOGS (1)

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    Best Picture Oscars: Deserved Wins, Undeserved Wins? A blog with COMEDY! MOVIE COMMENTARY! NAKED WOMEN (NOT REALLY) ! AND MORE! Just visit the f**king blog, please, I'd love to hear from you.


    I've never done a blog before, so just bear with me...



    Over the years, the best picture oscars have both satisfied and infuriated me. I hope to hear the thoughts of other people o

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