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Posted on 12/05/09 10:58 PM
Just for a change I thought I'd review one of the few pornos on RT. Why? Because I'm Reilly and I review whatever I want! That's why!
I've watched a few pornographic films and they usually bore me shitless, I watch the ones that spoof movies ya know like A Clockwork Orgy or Edward Penishands (I actually fell asleep during that one), they usually make you feel like a dirty sleazey bastard for watching them and they feature minimal storylines and endless scenes of characters fucking that get boring after like 2 minutes. This one I gotta say was pleasant and charming.
It's about a girl named Alice who has been resisting sex her whole life and one day she follows a rabbit through a mirror into magical wonderland where she drinks a magical elixer that makes her tiny (naturally she loses her clothes). She journeys through Wonderland meeting up with various characters such as The Mad Hatter, Humpty-Dumpty and Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum and getting involved in erotic play with them.
This movie is a charming, funny and very sexy pornographic musical that doesn't waste too much time with hardcore sex and instead amuses us with the sexy situations, like when Humpty Dumpty falls off the wall and break a ball and cannot get his ding-a-ling up and when Alice remarks that 13 and a half is a huge hat size and the Mad Hatter tells her that that's not the size of his hat it's the size of his thing-a-magig! And of course the fact that everyone talks in rhyme!
The actors are also good, the Mad Hatter looks like he was born to play the role and Alice is just beautiful and has now gone on to play roles in non-porno movies. Her name is Kristine DeBell, ever heard of her? The girls in this movie are so sexy as they don't look like whores with silicon tittes and wizard sleeve vagoos.
This is an overly enjoyable adult film and I'm disappointed that the plans to make a Wizard of Oz movie like this with Kristine DeBell as Dorothy didn't go through.
The 3 and a half stars I give this don't mean that this is a good movie, they just mean that for a porno this is overly great definitely the best.