Posted on 12/20/10 08:53 PM
This is one weird movie that I came across after buying it from rifftrax.com.
Apparently, Santa Claus is abandoned by his reindeer near the once standing Pirate's World in Florida. He calls some kids to help him get back to the North Pole. When it fails, Santa proceeds to tell the kids the story of "Thumbelina" for an hour until the Ice Cream Bunny appears and rescues Santa and sends him back to the North Pole.
This movie easily has the laziest Santa on film: He just sits on his ass on his sled and have the kids do all the hard work of hauling different animals to pull the sled. He is also an idiot who thinks a pig can pull more than a horse.
The Thumbelina story serves no purpose other than to ridicule the main story on its production values. I don't know why the Ice Cream Bunny has that name since it's never explained and doesn't provide any ice cream. Plus there is a pointless cameo of Tom Sayer and Huck Finn wearing Hawaiian shirts.
Overall, this movie sucks. Both stories are too long and boring and can actually kill your braincells. If you want to check it out, make sure it's with the rifftrax commentary since it's more tolerable.