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Posted on 1/11/10 03:03 AM
*Kind of Spoilers*
If you don't like the following:...
A low angle shot, balls and all, of a penis very actively penetrating a vagina
Non Existent boobs
Big Cocks getting hit with wood planks
Big Cocks being jacked off to the point of ejaculating blood
Women cutting of their clits with scissors
A leg being manually drilled through, then having a weight attached to it
A child's death...and a mother's enjoyment
Willem Dafoe's face
Deers giving birth
Foxes eating themselves
Foxes talking in demonic voices
Pictures of women getting murdered
Mothers harming their small children
Being buried alive
Being hit repeated with a shovel
Burning at the stake
Large groups of women with faces blurred
and last but not least
...Then I suggest you don't see this movie
Although I found the images in this film to be graphic, I wasn't very disturbed by them, which was sort of a disappointment. Otherwise, I dug this flick.
Posted on 11/17/09 02:13 PM
Posted on 11/12/09 08:17 PM
Hands down, the craziest movie I have ever seen. Props to everyone who was involved with the making of this film ...that aren't now committed to an asylum. Watching this movie was an experience, I'll tell ya that, not for everyone, but I definitely had a blast.
Posted on 11/07/09 04:37 PM
This movie is so cussing awesome!
Posted on 10/28/09 03:15 PM
Alright I will write my views on the franchise in this review since this will be the only one that will be fresh. I am very disappointed by these films. I love Harry Potter, so I was so excited when they announced they were going to make movies. Every year I have the best intentions, I go to the midnight shows, get all dressed up and bam it's like a slap in my face. These books were so magical and on screen they fall very flat compared to my imagination. These films usually end very anti-climatically and they fail to fully capture the characters. I guess in conclusion, these movies are cash cows and treated as such. It just pisses me off.
Posted on 10/28/09 03:12 PM
The only reason this even gets a 20%? The side characters! The side characters were either way funny or had way more heart that our two main characters who were overly sappy and waaay to impressed with themselves
Posted on 10/19/09 09:58 PM
This movie is radical! Just don't go see the show at Universal Studios
Posted on 10/19/09 08:56 PM
Magical and beautiful. Many have been attaching this movie for being too "adult" and shit like that, don't believe the hype. This movie is great for kids, it runs along the same themes as the book, which we all read when we were young and were able to fully grasp. And if you enjoyed any Pixar movie, which every kid in America has, those themes, comparatively, are way more complex and "adult". So don't believe those fools, go see this movie; it's not a crime for both adult and child to enjoy movies together.
The only negative thing about the movie? The hip scene surrounding it. Be prepared to choke on irony and aloofness on the way in.
Posted on 10/19/09 08:35 PM
I was, at first, very much opposed to watching Saw...I thought oh great another new wave horror cash cow. I was so jaded with all the remakes and the let's throw some blood and guts into a porno and call it horror, I refused to let my fangirl desires run free. Finally I was broken down enough to watch it. Damn was I surprised! I enjoyed this movie to the maxxx! And take it from me, as I take my horror movies very seriously, Saw did not disappoint. It was gory, it was fun, it was freaky, and it was even, dare I say it, quite mysterious and....puzzling at times.
Posted on 10/19/09 08:32 PM
Peter Jackson does everything with film I wish I could. This movie is gory and campy as fuck. If you consider this movie trash, then I'm a dump truck, cuz I eat that shit up!