Posted on 10/30/11 06:23 PM
30 minutes into it, we're still only at the Wedding. Scratch that, 45 minutes. Then another 3 minutes of "Michael, what the hell are you doing?" An hour into AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED!! An hour, ten minutes...YES! FINALLY! JESUS CHRIST!!! Oh wait. It's just De Niro in a headband striking a pose with a flamethrower. Forget it. I'm done. I hope the worst things imaginable happen to these people in the movie. Fuck You.