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ABOUT
- Member Since
- March 2010
- Current Location
- Wimbledon
- Hometown
- London
- Movie Character You Most Identify With
- Tyler Durden - Society needs a good kick in the nuts from time to time.
- Favorite Line From A Movie
- Frodo ? ?I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened." Gandalf - "So do all who come to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us.?
- Favorite Scene From A Movie
- Christopher Walken and Dennis Hopper smoking Chesterfield's in True Romance: Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh? Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian. Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. Coccotti: Come again? Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. Coccotti: Yes... Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this... [Coccotti busts out laughing] Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy. Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh. [Starts laughing, too] Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
- Favorite Movie
- If I had a 5 seconds to choose I'd probably say Fellowship of the Ring....
- Favorite Actor
- Harrison Ford, Clive Owen, Viggo Mortensen, Elijah Wood, Russell Crowe
- Favorite Director
- Ridley Scott, David Fincher, Christopher Nolan,
- Celebrity Crush
- Rachel Weisz, Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson, Gemma Arterton
- Favorite Critic
- Empire or Total Film Magazine
- Best Movie Seat
- back
- Favorite Movie Watching Snack
- Hagan Das Belgian Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
- Favorite Movie Watching Drink
- Coke
- When I'm not watching movies, I'm...
- Wishing I was somewhere in middle earth smoking a pipe full of Longbottom leaf........Hobbit weed rocks.
- Fresh or Rotten
- Fresh
RATINGS SNAPSHOT
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Severance (1988) |
3/31/10 |
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Batman & Robin (1997) |
3/04/10 |
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Little Nicky (2000) |
3/03/10 |
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Planet of the Apes (2001) |
3/08/10 |
10% |
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Return to Oz (1985) |
3/18/10 |
10% |
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Seed Of Chucky (2004) |
3/10/10 |
10% |
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The Ewok Adventure (Caravan of Courage) (1984) |
4/07/10 |
10% |
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Is this the one with giant spiders in it? 1 Replies | Report Abuse 
I'd like to say yes, but the counselling I'm needing to get over it is just trying to block that part out.... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
It has such a cute cover though. Thanks for the warning... 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Well Bob, I'd like to say never judge a book by its cover on that one, or even an ewok by his cuteness, lol... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
lol, this movie looks like ****. great review! 1 Replies | Report Abuse
**** is far too kind a way of describing this one Johnny, Darth Vader must be turning in his grave.... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
cool review jay. will skip this 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Think I took one for the team here Halimali, glad to hear you'll be avoiding it! 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Nice reviewI saw this in a used movie store once and thought "what the F***!!!" 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Yeah, "what the f**k" big time, Lucas must have been on acid to have agreed to this.... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
They are so cute and cuddly, how can you be mean them ;D Nice review! 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Seriously, I no longer feels sorry for the Ewoks when their getting whupped by the Empire in Return of the Jedi, in fact I feel like shooting a few myself if it would stop this crap getting made!! 1 Replies | Report Abuse
lol! 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
I'm starting to discover how greedy George Lucas really is. What's next? An animated Star Wars comedy.... 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Lol....."filmed in front of a live studio audience.....its Chewy's Playhouse!!!" 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Looks like a horror film. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
You're not wrong! 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Thanks for the warning! 1 Replies | Report Abuse
No problem bro, hopefully you'll never accidentally find it on and have to sit through it.....doesn't do the Star Wars legacy any favours at all! 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Great and hilarious review. I kinda remember this from when I was a kid. There were also a couple of cartoons about ewoks and the droids that came on for a lil while too. Except for the first Star Wars, if George Lucas directs or controls, I'm note going to enjoy it since he pretty much causes cancer on all his films. I really only love Star Wars for Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi (the first half at least) 1 Replies | Report Abuse
I couldn't agree more, he should never ever be allowed near Indiana Jones again after what he did with Crystal Skulls, god that film sucked and I'd been looking forward to it for so long....Thanks for the kind words Jesus. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Yeah it was god awful but I put half the blame on Shia Labeouf too, and Spielberg cast him 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Have you seen the South Park rip of it? That's too funny... |
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Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) |
3/05/10 |
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The Happening (2008) |
3/05/10 |
10% |
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Ghost Town (2008) |
3/03/10 |
10% |
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Couples Retreat (2009) |
3/03/10 |
10% |
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Scream 4 (2011) |
4/15/12 |
10% |
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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009) |
7/20/10 |
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The only way to understand the complexity of this masterpiece is to lay down in your driveway and have a friend/family member run over your head with a car a few times. Immediately afterwards, you will see this film in a glorious light no one else seems to achieve. On that note, nice review, and sorry you had to watch this. =) 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Yeah, either that or should have finished that other half of the bottle of Jack Daniels....maybe then I could have seen the light...lol...Thanks fanman! 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
the name of the movie made me laugh.Well this is one of the reason i don't drink.good review,thumbs up. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
You are indeed a wiser man than me Manish! Hopefully I've at least spared you the horror of watching this! 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Aw man, you beat me to it on this one. Hilariously bad is all I can say. Thanks for the review. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
No probs Rostron, sorry you had to sit through this as well.... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
I didnt even know a movie like this existed. Looks awful. I will avoid it. Great review 1 Replies | Report Abuse
You were probably better not knowing but hope I haven't ruined your day! 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Are you kidding? This movie is AMAZING! A shark eats a bridge, a plane, and Lorenzo Lamas says some of the greatest dialogue ever! (Who wants shark skin boots? What is it you two love birds?) Amazing movie. AMAZING! 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Clearly my Jack induced haze failed to let me understand the greatness I witnessed.....lol....thanks Dawg. 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
You have my sympathies. I had the misfortune of catching it on a hangover Sunday. Didn't even last ten minutes. Great review. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Thanks Kestifer....I can only imagine the horror of being hung over rather than drunk.... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Classic Jay, and thanks for an irresistable link. What a title, friggin classic in itself!And yep, Naked Drinking gets an 80% review. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Thanks D, the title is worth a million dollars alone. 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Great review JayI've never even heard of this and obviously thats a good thing, I will avoid this at all costs!! 1 Replies | Report Abuse
I would advise it Jack! 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
I had a similar experience with Tango & Cash & I hadn't even been drinking. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Tango and Cash would almost certainly be a lot more enjoyable when drunk.....might even be able to understand Stallone then... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
LOL dude. This movie was so stupid it was hilarious. The shark jumping out of the water biting the plane was just too much.This movie was enjoyable for it's shock value and stupidity! AHAHHA. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Thanks Wade, I'd love to meet the guy that wrote this....what a talent. 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Half a bottle of Jack is what made it possible for you to get through it ... Good Lord, Jay, you have made a discovery which has a potential to change the marketing of shite films for the years to come! Product bundling. Now go sell the idea to film distributors and alcohol retailers, and you'll be rich!! (and in anticipation of this, I won't be removing you from my friends list just yet) :D 1 Replies | Report Abuse
I'm loving your idea SB, 20% of the profits are heading your way! 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Makes you a citizen of the world, that drinking thing. I thought I held the corner on that occupation, but seems not.Funny and sincere review. Just what kind of television airs this crap anymore? 1 Replies | Report Abuse
The good ol' SyFy Channel....hopefully Rick's Bar's TV doesn't pick that one up! 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Don't concern yourself with 1942 Casablanca television. It wasn't around. I think we were better off for it. 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Awww Jay I'm not going to remove u as my friend just because u saw this awful movie. It's good that u did see it so u can warn us to never see this (in your own words) turd of a movie. I will take your advice & I am never seeing this film!!Very cool review...I hope I never get that drunk!!! 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Thanks Leeloo, glad to take one (actually several if were talking shots) for the team... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
These movies are so utterly terrible, it's sickening. Sy Fy channel plays them all the time and it's just fun to laugh at.Excellent and hilarious review, man. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
THanks KJ, SyFy is THE channel for terrible yet awesome movies these days... 0 Replies | Report Abuse
lol I have seen this before. Its sucks majorly. Great review man. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Thanks Johnny.... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Only seen the trailer and it was funny, but stupid. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
I think the trailer pretty much showed you all you needed to see August! Thanks for the comments... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Was this on the SyFy Channel, by any chance? Sometimes I think that channel was deliberately created for drunks on Saturday nights. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
I couldn't agree more....movie making at its pinnacle. Ahem.... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
I might just have to watch this... I might just HAVE to. Ill probably shut it off five minutes in though. Haha! Good review. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Thanks Aaron.....you will laugh, that much I promise... 0 Replies | Report Abuse
WTF? 1 Replies | Report Abuse
WTF indeed.....alcohol dude. 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
awesome reviewbooze will make us do anything ;) 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Yup, booze, responsible for some of my best and worst decisions....gotta love it! Thanks Jen. 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Funny stuff! Thanks for sharing ;) 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Lol, glad you liked, thanks for reading Pandy. 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Good review. :) 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Thanks Ljiljana! 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Great review! I actually really wanna see this just to LAUGH at it! I've heard quite a bit about it from radio one...just sounds like a purely shit film that you watch to take the piss out of! 1 Replies | Report Abuse
It's beyond shit, its so cack that its bordering on awesome.... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
good review and thanks for the warning! 1 Replies | Report Abuse
No probs Bertram, dodge the bullet my man± 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
awesome review Jay! i want to see how retarded this looks 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Thanks Chris, I look forward to your review... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
A great review man.You really set the tone from the start of this review,and I must say you made me laugh so hard I almost fell off my chair.I'll be sure to avoid this crapfest. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Thanks Gemini, at least if it made you laugh, something good came out of this crapfest! 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Good review. I'll avoid this one. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Probably a wise move unless you like unintentional comedy! 0 Replies | Report Abuse
Why was this made! Nice review... 1 Replies | Report Abuse
It must have been done for a bet, thats all I can think! 0 Replies | Report Abuse |
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Gulliver's Travels (2010) |
4/30/11 |
10% |
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Grown Ups (2010) |
12/18/10 |
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Kicking & Screaming (2005) |
4/15/10 |
20% |
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Tank Girl (1995) |
4/28/10 |
20% |
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) |
5/01/10 |
20% |
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Ghosts of Mars (2001) |
4/15/10 |
20% |
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Rambo III (1988) |
3/04/10 |
20% |
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Friday the 13th (2009) |
3/24/10 |
20% |
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Amen, this movies sucks something awful. Good review. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Lol, thanks Johnny.... 0 Replies | Report Abuse
Nice review. Hopefully the Elm Street remake is better. 1 Replies | Report Abuse
We can live in hope but the trailer didn't really impress me.... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Totally 110% agree with this review! I've even said to people that it has every single horror cliche but it's much nicer to see them listed so good job! 1 Replies | Report Abuse
Lol, thanks mate, its just like a checklist, ticking em off one by one as if that makes a good movie.... 0 Replies | Report Abuse 
Good Review, i would give this a similar rating just for the bit where the guy goes "These would win in a tity competition!" because he's right... 0 Replies | Report Abuse |
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Hostel: Part II (2007) |
3/28/10 |
20% |
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Night at the Museum (2006) |
3/15/13 |
20% |
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Live Free or Die Hard (2007) |
3/04/10 |
20% |
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All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) |
3/05/10 |
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