Posted on 5/23/12 12:46 PM
Wow...??? I can't believe all the high ratings on this. These folks must have been watching a different movie. The CGI - was... un... horrible - it was like watching Team Jacob chasing Liam through the woods. It was boring, lack of any good story line, one of Liam's worst movies, - maybe 15%... Fortunately, I was wearing my 3 wolf moon T-shirt and I felt like imprinting with the wolves up until I actually saw one on the big screen. I felt like someone stole my wolf soul from me. My amber eyes turned red. I thought "brothers - I am embarassed for our wolf nation". (a similar feeling I experienced when I first saw Jacob translate into a wolf). I was really pulling for my wolf brothers to munch on Liam and get "taken" back to the little cubs at the wolf lair, partially alive, ...Here are some Neeson kibbles and bits my little cublings. And then I began to howl when Liam strapped on mini liquor bottles - the anguish was too much. I began to go into a furious wolf rage at the thought of being sliced with broken mini's. I started urinating in every corner of the theater - I wasn't marking my terrority - I was just too lazy to run on all fours to the restroom. Fortunately I looked down and saw my 3 wolf moon T-shirt and my sanity was restored, but not with the movie. It blew chunks.