Posted on 6/27/11 08:55 PM
Stupid, unfunny, and just plain annoying! I think those Seltzer and Friedberg are some of the worst movies ever made, but they're better than this piece of crap.
How can you describe the plot of a plot-less film? Well, essentially Mike Myers plays a guru who has to solve some hockey player's love problems so he can get on Oprah and become the most famous Guru ever.
This could have worked... if it were an SNL skit. This film has no redeemable qualities whatsoever. I never cracked a smile once during this movie, and I never thought that their "jokes" were any good. Dick joke after dick joke, it never ends! It truly felt like eternity watching this turd. This is one of the worst films I've ever seen in my entire life.
So how was the acting? Godawful, Mike Myers is so unfunny, Justin Timberlake looked like he was having no fun on this movie, and Jessica Alba can't act!! She's hot but can't act for her life. Academy Award winner Sir Ben Kingsley who won an Oscar playing Gandhi! And what does he play here? A cross-eyed Indian Guru who farts, makes dick jokes and smiles while doing it.
This movie is a complete and utter waste of time. Knowing that filmmakers out their who have great screenplays that don't get made have to suffer seeing crap like this green-lit. It truly fascinates me, that a person like Mike Myers would make something as awful as this. The Cat in the Hat is gold compared to this movie. I'm glad this film bombed, both critically and financially. This is a complete and utter F*ck You! Well guess what Mike Myers, F*ck you too!! If anyone actually liked this, I think you're a moron, and need to go to a doctor because this humor isn't even funny for teenagers.