Posted on 7/17/12 07:13 AM
Look up his nostrel and listen to my face... The Watch is a piece of shit money grab with all involved delivering just enough to collect their 6 figure checks. The "jokes" in the trailer were stale when the three stooges reused them - not one laugh or even smile worthy moment.
One would hope people stay away, so studios would stop making shit like this, unfortunately there are probably millions who will pony up the dough to see it. These are probably the same folks who buy electric belts believing they will give them 6-pack abs, so this is most likely going to be a box office hit. And the inevitable outcome...?
Coming in Summer 2013!! The Watch II: With Eyes Wide Shut! Also starring Jennifer Aniston and Stiller's RL wife as female recruits.
In 2014? The Watch III: Babies on Patrol. Pray to God it's kept to a "trilogy."