Posted on 3/07/13 05:37 AM
The star duo from the movie "The Fast & the furious" does it again! Rob Cohen and Vin Diesel have now (in 2002) created this movie: XxX.
The director genius Rob Cohen is legendary, or should be. This, right here, is, after my opinion, his masterpiece. Doesn't that say anything? Well, maybe you'll change your mind after this. He is the director of such brilliant films like:
The fast and the furious
The mummy 3: Tomb of the dragon emperor
XxX 2: state of the union
And the upcoming XxX 3: the return of Xander Cage
And as if that wasn't enough there are plenty more films he has both produced, directed, acted in, written and created soundtracks for.
Plus, he has also directed some episodes of Miami Vice.
So, yeah, that says something, actually, that says more than something.
Vin Diesel, the toughest and most bad-ass actor of all time, is now starring in this movie. What? You haven't heard of Vin Diesel? Well, here is a few of the movies he has starred in:
Gone in 60 seconds
Multiple of the "fast and the furious"-movies
The chronicles of Riddick (which I have heard they're making a sequel to)
A man apart (which I have posted a review on, both here and on www.Thepiratebay.com )
Saving Private Ryan
"I have seen that movie! That was one hell of a movie!" yeah, I thought you would say that.
This movie like any other movie starring Vin Diesel is packed to the rim with action (except from The Pacifier which is just hilarious, but still also that one has action in it). If I say awesome stunts, action and take-outs of legendary perfection would that be enough to convince you to see it, if not, here are some more:
furious driving, the world's most dangerous car (probably), snowboarding an avalanche you intentionally started, awesome bond-like equipment and a scarfaced agent played by none other than Samuel Leroy Jackson.
How about now? Are you drooling over the movie yet? Well, let me help you along.
My opinion doesn't matter to anyone, now does it? But you are going to get it anyway. This movie had (basically) everything you could possibly want in a movie like this. It had comedy, action, ugly ass Mexicans with machetes, ugly ass executive agents, more action, stunts that will blow your mindhole, snowmobiles, motorcycles, cars filled with guns, rocket launchers and flamethrowers, snowboards, skating with a serving dish, plus even more action.
The story was incredibly awesome! With music and action, lighting and effects that would sweep you off of your feet. It also has love bundled in it. How it is possible to make a movie this perfect, I do not know! But they pulled it off and I am glad they did, as are many other people out there I imagine.
To answer your question: yes, I did use the internet on this one, but only to google some of the awesome creations of Mr. Rob Cohen. No, I did not google Mark Vincent (Vin Diesel) at all. I simply admire him and am a huge fan of his, and that is why I know so much about him.
I obviously have to give this movie a perfect ten, right? Well, if you thought so, you are............correct.
10/10 stars "XxX" will get from yours truly.
- J.J. Shevy