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I like chocolate milk.
Winner of the following Flixster Independent Press Awards:
Funniest Female Flixsterian (2007)
Funniest Reviewer (2007)
Best Hermaphrodite (2007)
Winner of Hurt and Heal Users Edition Version 9 (2008)
Co-director of Time Traveling Belmonts, movie sim that grossed 400 million E-dollars, and it and it's sequel won many awards which I'm too lazy to look up.
Current Moviesim Budget-- $713,548,000.50
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I do not remember Chris Lee being in this. Perhaps I blocked it out. This movie was boring. Confusing. Racist. Colorful, though. I can barely remember what happened. In fact, I can only remember red smoke, old architecture and Asian stereotypes.
Let's not forget the timeless one-liner, "I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open". Really, Hercules? I'm smiling as I write this.
What can I say about this movie? Not a lot. I think Hercules was supposed to be a sex object but I think women are interested in more than muscles and hair. Unless of course, they're the queen of Atlantis. Boy did she want a hunk of him. I'll never understand that dynamic. "I could kill you, or you could be my sex slave!" Oh yeah. I'm sure he's real scared. And I'm sure that keeping your enemy alive would have no unexpected consequences....
You'll see a lot of B-movies in my ratings, and keep in mind that for entertainment purposes, you should really only watch them with MST3K. . . With the intent of watching something bad.
I know some vampires, and lemmee tell ya, they're a lot hotter than THAT. That atrocity aside, It was alright. One of the newer, "hey! lets make it so its not just some guy in a suit!" and it was interesting to see how these ones worked out. And thus! 3 1/2 stars!