Movie Ratings and Reviews

American Psycho

Perfect look at the 80s.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

The fall will probably kill ya!

Addams Family Values

Wednesday is my hero.
And isn't Debbie just a creep?

Godzilla (1998)

Alright I guess . . .

Pan's Labyrinth

Absolutely brilliant.

Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko (2001)

Very cool. Watching it now . . .
Reminds me of JtHM.

Waterworld (1995)

Pretty cool . . .

Evolution (2001)

Pretty stupid.

Gangs of New York

Brilliant, just bloody brilliant.

Gone With the Wind

Who doesn't love this? It's a classic!

Fried Green Tomatoes

Loved the end . . . *evil laugh*

Cast Away
Cast Away (2000)

He ought to have stayed on the island.

A Beautiful Mind

I'd have liked it if the dreams clapped at his speech. I guess not everyone thinks as symbolically as I do, though . . .

Monty Python's Life of Brian

I LOVE this movie!
'Blessed is the Greek? The Greek? did anyone catch his name?'
'Follow the shoe!'
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'
God, I love this movie.

V for Vendetta

V is my hero. Long live the revolution!

The Silence of the Lambs

This is, like, one of the best movies ever. (H. L. is my hero;) ) Even better than the book, and that NEVER happens.

The Matrix Reloaded

I love Mr. Smith-also the Twins.

Anger Management

Oh, dear. Oh, DEAR . . .

Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Better then #1. (I LOVED Doc Ock)

Willard (2003)

Loved it. Willard is my hero, I swear . . . Poor guy!

Species (1995)

Kinda fun, but no plot.

X-Men: The Last Stand

The actual war bit was cool. And am I the only one to realize that the 'cure' is only temporary?

John Cleese on How to Irritate People

I love the job interview and the plane bit, especially.

Freddy vs. Jason

Kind of weird-I like more high-class stuff, like SotL.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Not as good as Life of Brian-but what is?

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

I wonder about that gold . . .
Do you suppose they're immortal now? I hope so.

Psycho (1960)

Isn't Norman cool?

Strangers on a Train

"I have a murder on my conscience-but it's not MY murder!
God, I love Bruno. Isn't that actor just great at being spooky?

The Birds
The Birds (1963)

For some reason everyone thinks that this is about the birds. But it isn't, really, it's about the people. None of them can get their sh!t together.
Remember, in the resturant? They all argue about it! The 'don't scare the children' lady and the 'it's the end o' the world' guy and the wizened old crone who says that birds 'just don't do that!' And the 35-years-old man has an 11-year-old sister!
God, but he was good at showing the desolation. And without it, it would've been 'attack of the Killer Tomatoes.' It wasn't about birds at all.

Hannibal (2001)

Not as good as the book or the first movie-but that's not saying much. SotL got, like, 5 Acadamy Awards, right?

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

I've never seen an octopus smoke a pipe before. I wonder how they did that.

The Matrix
The Matrix (1999)

I love Mr. Smith-plus the Twins, in Reloaded.

Spider-Man (2002)

Sequal was better.

Mean Girls
Mean Girls (2004)

So real, it's depressing.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

My mother loves this movie. Weird woman.

Gladiator (2000)

LOVED the music.

Jurassic Park III

Who on Earth would willingly go back?

Beetlejuice (1988)

Remember the theme song?

X2: X-Men United

Great. I like Mystique and Jason. Why doesn't anyone ever remember Jason?

Elf (2003)

How stupid is that guy?

Liar Liar
Liar Liar (1997)

Great. Or am I lying?

Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump (2014)

A moron's Little Big Man

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Not quite as good as the 3rd, but so what?

Home Alone
Home Alone (1990)

God save us from Macaulay Culkin!

Monsters, Inc.

Better than most Disney cartoons, not that that's saying much.

The Lion King

Liked it at age 2. Now? Dull.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Best HP movie, not that that's saying much-the books are sooo better.

The Mummy Returns

Funny. (See 'The Mummy')

The Mummy
The Mummy (1999)

I actually liked the mummy best. Why don't the 'monsters' ever win?

Bruce Almighty

Who knows? It could be true!