Do not text me online if you are not on my friends list and I have not invited you to do so, especially if you are male and cannot string together a series of sentences to save your life. If I am in a festive mood, I may mock you, but if not, I will simply block you.
I'm engaged, so there's for making it as clear as possible. E-N-G-A-G-E-D. Shove off and leave me the fuck alone, all morons of the diverse nations of the world.
That aside, I'm a writer, I'm a monogamous lover, and I'm an English major in college. I'm a tough broad, and one of the rare women who will not see a problem with being called a Cunt, while at the same time take immediate offense to being even jokingly called "stupid". I would actually far approve of the term "boob".
I hate most human beings, and I will never consider myself a goth, emo, et cetera. So don't ask. I'm too old at heart for that nonsense...
Also- I get annoyed when you send me film recommendations for anything really stupid- Fast and the Furious-type films, or anything Transformers. I really, really do not care.
Now that you're done reading this, go fuck off. How's that sound?