Lemme tell you what 'Chad Roesti' is about. It's all about this douche who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, taking dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick in the ass.
How many dicks is that?
Then one day he meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, he's gettin' the serious dick action and he's feeling something he ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, his ass should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks him it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, Chad Roesti'.