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Hometown:
Lamesville, Florida
Favorite Movies:
October Sky, A Mighty Heart, Zodiac, Changeling, Fruitvale Station, The Conjuring, 42, Lucas, End of Watch, Looper, Premium Rush, Argo, Men of Honor
Favorite Actors:
Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Jake Gyllenhaal, Denzel Washington, Vera Farmiga, Harrison Ford, D.B. Sweeney, Laura Dern, Tobey Maguire, Zooey Deschanel, Will Smith, Amy Smart, Scott Mechlowicz, Meryl Streep, Adam Sandler, Ben Affleck, Sandra Bullock, Oliver Stone, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Piper Perabo, Kevin Smith, Jennifer Lopez, Steven Soderbergh, Robert Redford, Milla Jovovich, Ron Howard, Bridget Moynahan, Audrey Hepburn, David Fincher, Kerri Green, Ewan McGregor, Brad Pitt, James Earl Jones, Matt Damon, Andrzej Bartkowiak, Famke Janssen, Diane Kruger
Bio:
I rate my films on the following: 1.Acting(Chemistry/Pairing,Emotional Impact/Voice) 2.Direction(Art/Creativity/Other Various Tidbits) 3.Story/Plot(Is it loose/Inolving/Perposterous?) 4.Entertainment Value(Is it Fun/Excting/Involving) (Great Soundtrack?) 5.anything else that has a deep personal affect on me or from the film.(Is It Contraversial? Could this really be true?) Not Interested(No Comment! Just see these films: The Notebook,A Walk to Remeber, How To Deal) 1/2 Star or Beyond Awful(This movie is beyond awful..it is clueless whether it is a movie, a made for tv movie, or B-movie, yet, most likely, it was trying to be all three.) 1 Star or A Mess, Awful(This film is a mess..It is obviously with an involving plot, crappy acting, or just horrrific direction, the visuals can be bad too) 1 1/2 Stars or The Dull plot(Obviously this film is very dull, bland, or bleak, not very good plot turns, crappy acting, and bad direction from behind the camera) 2 Satrs or the Hit and Miss(Tried to hard to be a hit, and well it definately tried way to hard, and missed) 2 1/2 stars or So Close, but no Cigar(so close, I almost thought It was a hit, or atleast slightly enjoyable, behind dumb comey, or just one good scene, or one good actor, or song) 3 stars or The Three of a KInd( hey, it got to me, It hads some good acting, a good soundtrack, or was just funny enough to survive..and amke the grade) 3 1/2 or the Thrilling(This film was a good thriller, or action, or a hit and miss drama, Not quite the best, but hey it definetly made the grade and then some) 4 stars or the Perfect(These are the elite films..these should not be missed everything was pretty good, and I mean on an emotional, and physically visual level) 4 1/2, 5 stars or the Unmissable(Thanks to flixster, we get an extra star, or half)< Taht is why anything above the standard four stars for me, is well...UNMISSABLE) Yes, a bad ending has killed a film for me(See these films for bad endings) "Man On Fire" "Speed" "Point Break" 'Coyote Ugly" Among others I haven't the time to write down. :( A Good Soundtrack can be a plus though. :) Yes,I have been called "Ebert's Little Apprentice" I try not to be Biast in my Reviews at all. Unlike "Entertainment Weekly", calling the "Adult Film" or "Drama" an Endangered Specie..Is not nessicarly true. Realislisticly these are the best types of movies, and for me are "The One's That Should Win Awards".A.K.A.(Frost/Niixon, Men of Honor, Changing Lanes,ETC!) "In seven days God created the world. In seven seconds I shattered mine." -Will Smith-Seven Pounds. I've watched many films. Too many too count. If you love movies as much as me. 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Seven Psychopaths

Seven Psychopaths

(2012)
2 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

This film didn't dissapoint any or take no shiz-tzu. :)

Contraband

Contraband

(2012)
2 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Could've been worse is all that I am saying.

The Sitter

The Sitter

(2011)
2 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

I thought this was funny, and I really had low hopes for this film.

Fruitvale Station

Fruitvale Station

(2013)
2 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

A powerful cinematic experience . A film that resonates with the Trayvon Martin incident . R.I.P. Tragvon Martin and Oscar Grant . The best movie I have seen in a long time. :)

Captain Phillips

Captain Phillips

(2013)
2 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

The ending was a little fetchy, but the movie a whole-Fantastic.

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