I'm a relatively boring person who occasionally has something interesting happen to him. However, usually I just sit around and stare blankly at the ceiling for hours contemplating what I should have for dinner. OK, I'm not that boring! I do love to drive around in my car and I love dancing like an idiot at dance clubs. I'm possibly the worst dancer on the planet, but that still doesn't stop me from getting on the dance floor.
I once drank a can of Coca-Cola, afterwards I drank another can. Having successfully drank two cans of Coke, I decided I would attempt to drink a third. By this point, my Coke drinking had gathered a crowd of people, they all held their breath as I brought the Coke can closer to my mouth. One girl shouted out, "DON'T DO IT! YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF!" I said, "I must do it. Don't hold me back." I opened my mouth, just then the girl fainted. I demanded silence from the crowd, I then raise the can of Coke to my mouth, opened my mouth and gulped down the entire can. It was met with wild applause, then I received a high five from Zack Morris and the credits rolled.
I recently had a run in with the law, a cop pulled me over because one of my head lights was out. I'm quite the rebel I tells ya. You don't want to mess with me, because I just might shout an obscenity at you before I run away. I'm bad ass! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to attempt to smoke a cigarette without coughing.
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