I love movies! I look forward to the times where I can just sit back and stare at the TV screen. This hobby,however, comes second to my first and greatest love, writing. I highly advise people to read more and know if you like a movie, chances are that there is a book ten times better out there somewhere. Anyone who shares any of my intrests, feel free to talk back. And yes every bloody thing on my prolfile revolves around Severus Snape. Yes, I know that damn snake killed him and he loved Lily Evans until his last breath, but I love him none the less and this profile will stay the same in his memory.Thank you.
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These are some of the 50 things I am not allowed to do at hogwarts. I've taken some of them out and changed them, but here they are acording to me (and most of the Harry Potter world)
1-I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2-No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.".
4-"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5-I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6-I will not go to class skyclad.
7-The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.(Professor Snape is mine)
8-I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
11-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
12-House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13-Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
15-Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.
16-"Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
18-I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
19-I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
21-It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back."
22-I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".
23-I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24-I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
25-I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
26-The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
27-I am not a tribble Animagus.
28-I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
29-I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30-Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31-Sirius Black is not #24601..
33-I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34-I am not being repressed.
35-Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
38-I am not a Pinball Wizard.
39-Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
42-It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.(Though I would NEVER DO IT!!)
43-It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.(YES, I'd do this one)
44-Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
45-I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46-I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".(So I can use it on Professor Snape)
47-I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48-I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
49-There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
50-I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
Oh my gosh!!!! My two favorite actors of all time together in one awsome, creepy movie!!!!!!!!!! Alan Rickman is the best actor ever and put him in a movie with that sexy Jhonny Depp and I'll just me staring at them the whole time. I now LOVE Tim Burton even more for making this movie!!!