The Tomatometer rating – based on the published opinions of hundreds of film and
television critics – is a trusted measurement of movie and TV programming quality
for millions of moviegoers. It represents the percentage of professional critic reviews
that are positive for a given film or television show.
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The Tomatometer is 60% or higher.
The Tomatometer is 59% or lower.
The Tomatometer is 75% or higher, with 40 reviews (movies) or 20 reviews (TV). At least 5 reviews from Top Critics.
Percentage of users who rate a movie or TV show positively.
I don't have a lot to say about myself, so I have decided to write a poem instead. All my softball teammates know exactly what this is...MY LOVE LETTER FOR YOU!
~To My Mysterious Beau~
As your hair gracefully flows in the breath of God, I notice that the crater located atop your forehead is brightly shinning in the sunlight. Your eyes are as dark as the dog poop that is located in a doggy bag that I will light on fire and set upon your porch. I am drawn to you because I realize how magnificent your body fat folds up as you sit by the pool. I really want to squeeze it. I can no longer stand the fact that you don't notice me, so I have decided to give up on our love. Goodbye my lover, I will no longer see your face.
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