J's Review of The Loneliest Planet

  • 2 years ago via Flixster
    The Loneliest Planet

    The Loneliest Planet (2012)

    Lazy, apathetic, emotion-deprived, thought-deprived, navel-gazing, pretentious muck. Burn every fucking print of this movie. Julia Loktev: get a job. Shame on Bernal. One of the worst experiences I've had in a cinema. Really wanted to walk the fuck out, but stayed so I would learn how NOT to make a movie. Smarmy indie yuppie sludge at its nadir. Unjustifiable and frankly a shit representation of the industry. How many good movies were not made at the expense of this vacuous void?

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