I am Minhaj and I live in Toronto, Canada. As much as I like to piss and moan about it, I always seem to end up missing it when i'm not here. I like movies. My life seems to revolve around movies. Whenever I get paid, I spend half my money on movies. I work at a movie theatre. It's probably the smallest movie theatre in all of Canada. Great fuckin place to work. I like drinking. Oh and since I am Canadian, I have to like Hockey or the Canadian Government will take away my citizenship. I also like soccer (Arsenal F.C. FOR LYFE BITCHES).