Well-animated guinea pigs just do not a movie make. They might have spent more than 5 minutes on the script. I can't help but wonder if sometimes they were trying for irony but failing badly, or just really thought that kids needed a perfect introduction to action movies composed entirely of cliches. This IS a good introduction to action movies composed entirely of cliches, though Lethal Weapon (pick one) might be a better... These are the kinds of movies that will turn kids' brains to mush... Go watch Bolt and skip the guinea pigs.