Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.
Champ Kind: I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.