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An utter crap from beginning to end, but might be a useful guide for single female travellers to Paris. Here are the lessons "taken":
1. Beware!! Paris airport is a helluva dangerous place for foreign girls travelling alone. It is highly likely that you will be spotted, kidnapped, doped and forced into prostitution. If you are still virgin at the age of 17, then luck is in your side. Prepare yourselves to be put into auction and purchased by some Arab sheiks at a premium price.
2. Paris is not only famous with its museums, but also its Albanian mobs (all from Tropoje!!) who involve in sex slavery.
3. Taxi fares are crazy high in Paris in that just-landed female tourists are ready to share with male strangers!
4. American girls are spoiled, less than one dimensional and always ready for partying with guys just a second after their first encounter. Even at the age of 19, they act like pre-elementary children, frisking about all the time.
5. In Paris, when you are "taken" by women traffickers, it is estimated that your daddy has only 96 hours to rescue you.
6. In Paris, perverts are rich, dressed in elegant formalwear and drink champagne served by equally stylish servants.
7. Ex-CIA agents are equipped with superhuman powers even Rambo & Superman are to be all green with envy. Their motto is "nothing is impossible". They can "tear down the Eiffel Tower if they have to".
8. In Paris, you can convince a dozen of mobsters that you are a French chief police officer with your Irish/American accent without speaking any single word in French.
9. In Paris, the police department is comprised of one single person who "sits behind a desk". He is corrupt of course!! He is a man of simple mathematics: "My salary is X. My expenses are Y. As long as my family is provided for, I do not care where the difference comes from. That is my entire involvement!".
10. Corpulent Arab sheiks are sailing on the canals of Paris with their multi-million dollar harem-yachts, who look for a virgin to add their portfolio in French market.
11. In France, killing is not a crime. You can kill as many people as you want, wreak as much havoc as you like. You will not be prosecuted, even you will be back your sweet home safe and sound.
12. Americans are pure, heroic and righteous, while Muslims are bad, ruthless and despicable.
13. Girls must obey their father's word. Daddy always knows the best.