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Mister Caple 4 months ago

hobster1:
See my complete list of the worst movies of the decade. I put this there.

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Pamela De Graff 4 months ago

Very nice review of Oculus.

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Favorite Movies:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List, Yellow Submarine, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, Raiders of the Lost Ark, It's a Wonderful Life, Alien, The Fifth Element, Rebecca, Amadeus, Gladiator, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Ben-Hur, Kramer vs. Kramer, Tootsie, A Simple Plan, I Wanna Hold Your Hand, Marty, Superman, Young Frankenstein, Die Hard, The Wizard of Oz, Metropolitan, The Elephant Man, GoodFellas, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Notorious, Donnie Darko, Brazil, Slumdog Millionaire
Favorite Actors:
Natalie Portman, Leonardo DiCaprio, Angelina Jolie, Andrew Garfield, Rachel McAdams, Colin Firth, Emily Blunt, Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock, Robert Downey Jr., Marion Cotillard, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Meryl Streep, Zachary Quinto, Keira Knightley, Steve Carell, Daniel Day-Lewis, Sigourney Weaver, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams, Jason Statham, Jim Carrey, James McAvoy, Laura Linney, Jim Sturgess, Michael Cera, Edward Norton, Naomi Watts, Ryan Gosling, Cate Blanchett, Bette Davis, Cary Grant, James Stewart, Audrey Hepburn, Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Ben Stiller, Tom Hanks, Harrison Ford, Jack Black, Heath Ledger, John Malkovich, Emily Watson, Emily Mortimer, Shia LaBeouf, Jean Arthur, Humphrey Bogart, Irene Dunne, Steven Spielberg, Peter Sarsgaard, Paul Rudd, Jennifer Connelly, Chris Evans, Sean Penn, Christian Bale, Emile Hirsch
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What If

What If

(2014)
23 hours ago via Flixster

What If is all about when men and women enter the "friend" zone. The picture frequently recalls the far superior When Harry Met Sally both in subject matter and alliances. Wallace and Chantry embark on a platonic relationship. She opens up to her sister Dalia (Megan Park) for advice. He confides in his buddy Allan (Adam Driver). Allan also happens to be Chantry's cousin. More quirkiness. The production was originally titled The F Word when it was released at the 2013 Toronto film festival in September. That the filmmakers ditched that significantly more zesty title for a humdrum one, actually belies the movie's true heart. What If is pleasant enough but the slightness of the story ultimately relegates this affair to little more than passable time filler.

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Calvary

Calvary

(2014)
7 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

So how does a priest spend what might possibly be the very last week of his life? By keeping mum on the threat to his existence and sublimating himself in the mire of his own congregation. Brendan Gleeson is a conscientious man of the cloth with his heart in the right place. He's mostly a positive portrayal of a Catholic father in an age where that is an original concept. In contrast, writer/director John Michael McDonagh surrounds Brendan Gleeson with a coterie of oddballs and miscreants. A circus freak show would look like the picture of normality when compared to this parish. It's very self consciously arty. The one actually nice person in this whole depressing production is actress Kelly Reilly who plays Lavelle's daughter. He was once married and entered the priesthood following the death of his wife. She provides a bit of a respite from the miserableness. Along the way we endure situations brought down by dialogue that challenges the very nature of what it means to produce an engaging drama. The ending is one last expression of disregard for an audience that has endured a narrative that ultimately goes nowhere. Calvary is the hill in Jerusalem where Jesus was crucified. And that's a pretty good description of how I felt after this film was over.

Magic in the Moonlight

Magic in the Moonlight

(2014)
7 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

These realizations are a complete betrayal of Colin Firth's character. That this lifelong curmudgeon would all of sudden, fall head over heals in love with a woman he had regarded as a charlatan is a bunch of hooey. Add to this the unsavory fact that he is old enough to be her grandfather and it adds another layer of ick. Who's Helena Bonham Carter's love interest going to be in her next film....Justin Bieber? Because their age difference is exactly the same. Everything up until this point is decent. However the story falls apart from there. Then a plot twist is added and the reveal is like deflating a hot air balloon as it rapidly descends back to earth. From then on there is absolutely nowhere for the narrative to go. His comment on faith is by now a Woody Allen cliché. Magic in the Moonlight isn't the worst Woody Allen film, but it's 238,855 miles away from being the best.

The Hundred-Foot Journey

The Hundred-Foot Journey

(2014)
7 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Anyone who has ever seen a romantic drama will know precisely how this will all play out. The Hundred-Foot Journey is deliberately calculated, button pushing entertainment as manipulative as they come. The thing is, it's very well done. It's highlighted by seductive cinematography. The performances are engaging. So you have to ask yourself, am I going to fight this script because it appeals to the lowest common sentimental denominator or shall I sit back, relax and simply enjoy the beautifully photographed ride? I choose the latter. The production is a pleasant diversion, but it exploits every emotional beat that you expect. Destiny, serendipity and happenstance are the ingredients in a recipe that dictates the storyline. It's all very precious. There are no surprises or innovation and yet the contrivance goes down rather smoothly. The confection is sweet, akin to a custard filled pastry liberally sprinkled with a lot of sugar and no nutritional value. Its appeal relies on very obvious charms. Let's just say that I enjoyed the film, but kind of embarrassed to admit that I did.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

(2014)
11 days ago via Flixster

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles manages to be a really ugly piece of entertainment in every possible. Dreary events are connected by loud lumbering disorganized scenes punctuated by lots of noise, all strung together. The action set-pieces are so stridently generic that I couldn't even describe them immediately after this headache was over. The dimly lit "excitement" is so cluttered, your eyes will glaze over from the miasma of the chaos. A large part of the story has nothing to do with ninja turtles, but rather a bunch of human beings that wouldn't have enough presence to activate an automatic door, let alone occupy the focus of a movie. And the turtles themselves look disgusting, like gooey roided-up hulks impregnated with reptilian features. We never get to know the characters. The four of them were completely interchangeable as far as I was concerned. I couldn't differentiate their violent militarized personalities apart. They do wear different colored masks at least. I think one wore glasses. Perhaps even more grotesque is Splinter, their rescued lab rat mentor who leaned Ninjutsu from a book he found. He sports rat facial hair and the Asian garb out of an old martial arts flick. He's voiced by Tony Shalhoub (!). The atmosphere is extremely depressing. The only time some 90s magic is shown is when the turtles start beatboxing in an elevator. It's at that moment the production starts to feel a little fun, but the second that's over, the feature reverts back to being a dour desecration of the lighthearted source material. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had me shell-shocked.

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