Like you I was skeptical that they went all out with The Lego Movie and it was fantastic!!! But I check the flixster search and basically found no information regarding The Coca Cola Movie or The McDonald's movie. But however,there was a movie called The Coca Cola Kid that came out around 1985 with Eric Roberts. It's on Flixster!
Characterization, story and drama are pushed aside solely in favor of a dated style that isn't innovative anymore. Gushing fountains of CGI blood garnish a scene like parsley on a plate. The super slo-mo sepia toned plasma streams across every battle scene. Oh and there are a lot of battle scenes in this picture. It never lets up. Throats are cut, men are beheaded, women are raped. The amount of slaughter shows no subtlety or justification. It's merely offered up as entertainment for an audience that might have to pay as much as $19.50 to see this filth in IMAX 3D. And let me tell you, the dichromatic visual palette is dark, muddy and not impressive, so save your money and see it in 2D at a bargain priced matinee, if at all.
Without giving anything away, I was convinced I knew "whodunit" only to be proven wrong in the end. That's not because this is a smartly written, coherent mystery, but because the story doesn't really play fair with the audience. It obscures information it doesn't want you to have, then throws in red herrings that cloud the truth even further. Given that a substantial amount of time involves him receiving text messages from the extortionist, you'd think that all he'd have to do is merely watch the passengers to see who keeps texting him. He actually attempts to do this at one point, but apparently he isn't thorough enough because it leads to absolutely nothing. I'm being overly critical however. I don't want to give the impression that I wasn't entertained. I was, immensely in fact. This is a nifty little thriller that will captivate your attention for most of its running time. It's very enjoyable. It's just that by the end when everything is made known, you kind of feel betrayed. The reveal doesn't really equal the sum total of the clues that we've seen. But eh I liked it anyway.
Pompeii is good old fashioned nonsense. The story is refreshingly simple and uncluttered with superfluities. Completely unencumbered by anything deep or pretentious, it's the occasional cheese that makes this experience fun. I actually wished there was more. Milo's moral dilemma is initially conceived as a revenge tale but clearly the gods are not happy with Rome either and the narrative slowly turns into a disaster flick. I chuckled every time rumbling shots of Mount Vesuvius were randomly inserted amongst the action. These sonic reminders of the mountain percolating in the background pop up occasionally. "Remember me? " the mountain seems to ask. "Well I just might have something to say a little later." The climax is exciting and when the ASH hole blows its top, the spectacle is appropriately impressive. Before that happens, however, we get some nicely staged action sequences in the arena. There's slashed throats, stabbings, and enough deaths that might have earned an R, but the spirited battles are surprisingly bloodless. The PG-13 rating makes sense for a lively production a teen audience shouldn't be denied the right to see. Pompeii is by no means a great film, but it isn't horrible either. It kind of exists in that realm and that's how I appreciated it.
About Last Night concerns the sexual politics of two couples. The sweet one wants to commit following a one-night stand. The other passionately volatile, are like two moths drawn to a flame. The pace is frantic. The frenetic editing can go from screwball to headache in seconds. One minute of conversation between two people talking is a series of 30 jump cuts back-and-forth between two faces. Relax! It's OK to linger on a shot for more than 2 seconds. Director Steve Pink's movie bears little resemblance to David Mamet's play or dialogue, but that doesn't mean this isn't an improvement to the 1986 adaptation. Argumentative Bernie and Joan are fun to watch. Their shouted dialogue is delivered machine gun style at each other in rapid succession without breath. They interact in hilarious fashion and their discussions descend into bickering, often suddenly without warning. They quarrel, often for no good reason other than to provide laughs. They raise this from a clichéd chronicle to an enjoyable romp.
Gloria as a movie isn't particularly innovative. It feels like some rediscovered relic from the 70s highlighting the liberated single woman character wronged by men. Here she is a vibrant older woman who, once married, must now come to terms with being alone. Her emotional journey to make peace with her current state in life is where the story mines its drama. The entire film rests on the performance of its titular star. Gloria is highlighted by Paulina García. She craves passion and it's hard not to care about her predicament. We sympathize with her. But Rodolfo's behavior grows more inconsiderate and less tolerable. He's weak and ineffectual. We do not share in her attraction to this man. Her decision to keep going back to him is a little frustrating and after awhile, enabling. Laura Branigan sang, "Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?" Because if they are, don't answer them, Gloria. Just walk away.