Quotes continued: The Dark Knight
Alfred- Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Harvey Dent- You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.
*Now, our operation is small but there is a lot of potential for 'aggressive' expansion. So which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now so we're gonna have...tryouts,
*I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr.Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.
*Well, depending on the time, he may in one spot, or several
*It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all, part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
*Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.
*Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!
*Why so serious???*
Satan: No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live so you will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live
*This is Constantine. John Constantine. Asshole
* When I was a kid, I could see things. Things humans aren't supposed to see. Things you shouldn't have to see.
*Heaven and hell are right here, behind every wall, every window, the world behind the world. And we're smack in the middle.
*[to a spider he's trapped under a cigarette-smoke filled glass] Welcome to my life
*Angels and Demons can't cross over onto our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. But a single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demon's touch like those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit.
John Constantine: How's the family?
Satan: Family's doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.
Chas: This is Kramer. Chas Kramer, asshole
Chas Chandler: John, why would you do that if you know it's not my car?
John Constantine: I told you to move it.
Chas Chandler: Right, John, you did tell me to move it, but if you would have told me there was a three hundred pound mirror you were dropping with a pissed-off demon, I would have moved it further, John!
Chas: You were right, John. It's not like in the books
Gabriel: Do you want revenge? Is that what you're thinking right now? Do it.
[hands Constantine's Holy Shotgun to him]
Gabriel: Do it. Seek revenge. End my life. Go on. Be the hand of God.
Gabriel: It's your choice. It's always been your choice.
John Constantine: Yeah.
[punches Gabriel across the mouth, she bows over, looking shocked]
John Constantine: That's called pain. Get used to it.
The Haunting in Connecticut
One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back, they faced each other, drew there swords and shot each other, a deaf policeman heard the noise, and went to kill the two dead boys, and if you don't believe its true, just ask the blind man, he saw it too.
This was way scarier than Jaws. When think of a movie with man eating lions the first thing you think is sounds corny. But they did a great job, the lions were terrifying. I can't believe that it really happened.