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Hometown:
Medieval England, Iowa
Favorite Movies:
Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back, Die Hard, Ghostbusters, Moulin Rouge!, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Back to the Future, Fight Club, Marvel's The Avengers, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Goonies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Serenity, Seven (Se7en), When Harry Met Sally, Speed, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi, Jurassic Park: An IMAX 3D Experience, The Last Boy Scout, Scream, The Fisher King, Office Space, Empire Records, Forrest Gump, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Pulp Fiction, A Christmas Story, The Fugitive, The Usual Suspects, Out of Sight, The Matrix, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Grosse Pointe Blank, The Princess Bride, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Iron Man, The Dark Knight, WALL-E, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Live Free or Die Hard, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End, Back to the Future Part II, The Thomas Crown Affair, Dumb and Dumber, Shakespeare in Love, The Big Lebowski, Superman II, Can't Hardly Wait, The Hunt for Red October, The Way of the Gun, Romeo + Juliet, Memento, Some Kind of Wonderful, August Rush, Dan in Real Life, Kung Fu Panda, In Bruges, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, American Pie, Home for the Holidays, BASEketball, Heathers, Rent, Go, The Rundown (Welcome to the Jungle), Juno, Desperado, Shaun of the Dead, Saving Private Ryan, The Crow, Father of the Bride, Tangled, The Lion King, Sleepless in Seattle, The Little Mermaid 3D, Murder by Death, Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance, Annie, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Aliens, While You Were Sleeping, Kick-Ass, Bad Boys, Braveheart, Twister, Cruel Intentions, True Romance, Galaxy Quest, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Léon: The Professional, The Mask of Zorro, Zombieland, Titanic, The Abyss, Fools Rush In, The Blues Brothers, Reality Bites, A Time to Kill, Better Off Dead, Scrooged, The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew, Sneakers, The Silence of the Lambs, Three Kings, Wayne's World, Super 8
Favorite Actors:
Robert Downey Jr., Brad Pitt, Nathan Fillion, Angelina Jolie, Hugh Jackman, Denzel Washington, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Johnny Depp, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Justin Timberlake, Emma Stone, Kristen Bell, Ryan Reynolds, Will Smith, Kate Winslet, Shia LaBeouf, Jeff Bridges, John Cusack, Maggie Grace, Patricia Clarkson, Michael J. Fox, Justin Long, Ben Foster, Brandon Routh, Marisa Tomei, Alan Rickman, Harrison Ford, Seth Green, Chi McBride, Cate Blanchett, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Jodie Foster, Joseph Fiennes, Stana Katic, Jay Baruchel
Bio:
Movies are my life. If I'm not watching a movie, I'm reading about them, writing about them, or talking about them. Even the vast majority of my music collection is movie scores and soundtracks. My tastes are pretty eclectic, with films from every genre, and I enjoy mindless popcorn flicks just as much as deep, serious dramas. I never tire of a good movie discussion. That being said, a few notes: * I welcome friend requests IF they are genuine - and you should send a personalized talk message as well so I know it's for real. I don't even consider the kind of requests that are obviously just mass mailed. * I'm here to share a love of movies. I'm not here to flirt or even socialize unless it's movie-related. If that's what you're after, stick to MySpace. * If we have nothing in common at all, don't bother * If you have nothing on your profile - fave movies, actors, lists... what's the point? Come back to me when you've got something to share. * I don't want your spam, your widgets, or your advertisements. * If you find cool pictures, videos, quizzes, etc, that you want to share, bring 'em on! Just don't be obnoxious about it. This all sounds very negative, but I'm just trying to weed out the spam and find true interesting movie fans to share with. _____________________________________________________________________ <b>My Rating System:</b> I get really annoyed by people who just give 5 stars to anything they like and 1/2 star to anything they don't. The truth is, most movies lie very much somewhere in the middle. You'll see this reflected in my ratings: 5 Stars - a PERFECT film; I'm pretty stingy with these (as everyone should be), and rarely give them out immediately. If I'm still as impressed by a film after a while, I'll sometimes give them the bump to 5 4.5 Stars - An almost perfect film, but not <i>quite</i> 3.5 to 4 Stars - VERY GOOD/GREAT 3 Stars - AVERAGE/GOOD 2.5 Stars - AVERAGE/BAD 1.5 to 2 Stars - BAD 1 Star - TERRIBLE 1/2 Star - The WORST OF THE WORST, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Many get this rating from me ONLY because there is no "ZERO STARS" option. _____________________________________________________________________ <embed src="http://widget.flixster.com/static/widget/widget.swf?getRev=http://widget.flixster.com/servlet/publishrate/userId:814575010;listId:398724&bkgd=106ab6&fgd=ffffff" wmode="transparent" bgcolor="#d5e8fb" width="200" height="165" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"/> <embed src="http://widget.flixster.com/static/widget/widget.swf?getRev=http://widget.flixster.com/servlet/publishrate/userId:814575010;listId:401329&bkgd=106ab6&fgd=ffffff" wmode="transparent" bgcolor="#d5e8fb" width="200" height="165" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"/><br>_____________________________________________________________________ Click <a href="http://cinemaphile.livejournal.com/">HERE</a> for my LiveJournal. Feel free to visit and comment often.

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Syrup

Syrup

(2013)
15 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Max Barry is one of my favorite authors, so I have been waiting anxiously for the film of his first novel, Syrup, to be released ever since I heard it was being adapted. The result is... a little disappointing.

The film has a great energy and style to it. The director does a great job here (and I also specifically noticed the music in the film did a lot to help create that energy). The story, involving the cut-throat world of marketing, is fairly original, and for most of the film keeps you interested. But it does have difficulty deciding the tone of the film, succeeding when it's focusing on satire, but considerably weaker when it tries to be a love story. The film falls apart somewhat at the end when it tries to get serious and make you sympathize with its characters, none of which are particulary likeable, and the very end is pretty unsatisfying.

As far as the cast, there is only one real weak link. Unfortunately that weak link is the main character. Shiloh Fernandez simply is not ready for prime time. He feels like a low budget amateur actor thrown in with a cast of professionals. Amber Heard as Six, on the other hand does excellent work here, mixing ruthlessness with vulnerability, deception, and especially sex appeal. The rest of the cast is fine, but besides the two stars are barely in it. Kellan Lutz shows up for a few scenes, most of them without speaking a word, and Brittany Snow appears in a scene or two for what amounts to nothing more than a cameo. Speaking of cameos, watch for the author Max Barry to make a brief appearance as the bald waiter early in the film.

Would I recommend it? Probably. It's worth watching. I just wish it had lived up to its potential instead of leaving us unsatisfied. But hey, maybe that was the point - that in the end it's all marketing and buildup, when in the end it's just an empty product.

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