I never laughed so hard at such a bad movie. I'm still laughing. I can't believe they spent all that money making this movie. It was cute that they honored disabled veterans, so I give a star for that.
So let me get this straight. Aliens beam in from Plant G faster than light speed, and they have giant hand grenades and spinning blades as their only weapon? WTF?
I think that driving a battleship like a Ferrari was cooler technology than giant hand grenades. I didn't realize you could steam up a 50year old battleship in 10 minutes and drive 80 nauts/hour and do spins with it. Wow...why did we ever retire that baby? The aliens were probably watching going "Cool dude...we want that ship for our fleet!!!"