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  1. Linda Partridge: And you fucking call me lady? Shame on you. Shame on you. Shame on both of you!

– Quote from Magnolia 3 years ago

Jacob's Ratings

  • Willow Creek

    Willow Creek (2014)

    June 06, 2014

    Hilarious from the start, only to become flat out intensely creepy. Good job Bobcat.

  • Afflicted

    Afflicted (2014)

    May 22, 2014

    I remember it being interesting, thrilling, and fun. But I can't really remember anything else.

  • Diana

    Diana (2013)

    May 21, 2014

    Such a colossal, embarrassing, even offensive, failure 'Diana' is. I don't know why Naomi Watts signed up for this, she had to know the script was atrocious.

  • Blue Is The Warmest Color

    Blue Is The Warmest Color (2013)

    May 20, 2014

    A modern classic and now one of my all-time favorites.

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

    May 02, 2014

    55% my ass. This is the best Spider Man movie yet.

  • Thanatomorphose

    Thanatomorphose (2012)

    March 19, 2014

    How does one review a film like Thanatomorphose? It's not a film you can really categorize . It doesn't follow any logic, just the nightmare fueling imagery and bleak atmosphere it creates. It's simple, a woman has empty sex and then literally rots to death. That's it. However, the whole experience is unforgettable, even if you might want to forget it. It's gruesome and depressing and I couldn't stop watching it. It's unbearable in it's dread, and the makeup effects are disgustingly brilliant. I can only recommend it to fans of experimental horror with strong stomachs. Oh, and I could never watch it again.

  • Kill Your Darlings

    Kill Your Darlings (2013)

    March 18, 2014

    Sexy and dangerous, Kill Your Darlings may not have a ton of depth, but Dane DeHaan and Daniel Radcliffe set the screen ablaze. While John Krokidas infuses the story with delicious dark and brooding style.

  • Contracted

    Contracted (2013)

    March 18, 2014

    Contracted is just a flat out deliciously wild spiral into body horror that's never less than entertaining, and ultimately a clever twist on a popular sub-genre.

  • Captain Phillips

    Captain Phillips (2013)

    March 17, 2014

    Finally Paul Greengrass can make a visually coherent film without frenetic editing and indecipherable on screen action. Captain Phillips is a tense and involving thriller, featuring one of Tom Hanks greatest performances. I'm still confused as to why Barkhad Abdi got so much praise though.

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

    March 17, 2014

    A huge improvement over the first entry of this popular series. Catching Fire is brilliant for the first half of its running time, being endlessly engrossing and dramatically involving. Then the games start and the flame diminishes a tad. However, I would take this over Twilight any day.

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