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  1. Chazz Michael Michaels: An ice-devouring sex tornado.

– Quote from Blades of Glory 21 months ago

  1. Jimmy MacElroy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
  2. Chazz Michael Michaels: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
  3. Jimmy MacElroy: No, it's not, it's gross...
  4. Chazz Michael Michaels: ...It gets the people going!

– Quote from Blades of Glory 21 months ago

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Isaac's Recent Ratings

Cedar Rapids

Cedar Rapids

(2011)
3 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Cedar Rapids doesn't manage to evoke the laughs many will seek going in -- in quantity or size. Luckily, its solid beginning and end manage to mostly distract from a middle portion that drags on for far too long. At the end of the day, Cedar Rapids is a decidedly unconventional dramedy that definitely won't appeal to all, but has enough unique wit to form its own memorable identity.

Star Trek Into Darkness

Star Trek Into Darkness

(2013)
4 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Star Trek Into Darkness is visually stunning, dark and ambitious. Its cast is fantastic, its narrative enthralling, its action exhilarating, its mysteries intriguing, and it sets a dark, brooding tone while still maintaining the series' trademark sense of adventure and fun.

See my full review at isaacsfilmreviews.blogspot.com.

The Class

The Class

(2008)
5 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

The Class is an honest, heartfelt and consistently entertaining portrayal that maintains a level of realism that will keep its viewers constantly reminding themselves that they're not watching a documentary -- it's difficult to think of much higher praise to heap on the film than that.

Donnie Darko

Donnie Darko

(2001)
12 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

With a spectacular lead performance from Gyllenhaal, a mind-bending narrative and a shocking, utterly breathtaking conclusion, Donnie Darko is the kind of film that deserves to be commended for both its ingenuity and near-flawless execution.

Pan's Labyrinth

Pan's Labyrinth

(2006)
17 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Surreal, haunting and beautiful, Pan's Labyrinth is that rare, truly one-of-a-kind cinematic experience that absolutely demands a watch, both for its bizarre yet wonderful fantasy and emotionally wrenching war tale.

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