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Favorite Movies:
The Passion of the Christ, Memento, Identity, Impostor, The Game, The Others, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Lady in the Water, Secret Window, The Prestige, Fight Club, Saw, 28 Days Later, The Ring, Seven (Se7en), Collateral, The Butterfly Effect, Stay, Déjà Vu, Joy Ride, Hangman's Curse, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End, Batman Begins, War of the Worlds, King Kong, Stephen King's The Stand, Man on Fire, Ong-Bak (Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior), The Protector (Tom yum goong) (Warrior King), District B13 (Banlieue 13), The Transporter, Transporter 2, Live Free or Die Hard, The Bourne Ultimatum, Armageddon, Reign of Fire, Red Eye, Firewall, Shaun of the Dead, Serenity, Sahara, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance, Snake in the Eagle's Shadow (Se ying diu sau) (Eagle's Shadow), National Treasure, Kung Phooey!, National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1, Wayne's World, Without A Paddle, The Longest Yard, Mystery Men, Kicking & Screaming, Elf, Hoodwinked, Flushed Away, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Emperor's New Groove, Envy, The Stepford Wives, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3, The Dead Zone, Tremors 2: Aftershocks, Tremors 3 - Back to Perfection, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Favorite Actors:
Will Ferrell, Stephen Colbert, Seth Green, Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Tony Jaa, Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, Christian Bale, Gerard Butler, Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller, Jim Gaffigan, Shia LaBeouf, Mike Myers, Jack Black, Steve Zahn, Nicolas Cage, Will Smith, Samuel L. Jackson, Matthew Lillard, Chris Farley, David Spade, Adam Sandler, Dax Shepard, Seann William Scott, Brad Pitt, Russell Crowe, Denzel Washington, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Patrick Warburton, Anthony Michael Hall, Sean Bean, Ricky Gervais, John Cusack, Kevin Spacey, M. Night Shyamalan, Alfred Hitchcock, Mel Brooks, Michael Cooney
Bio:
<CENTER><B>My life is rated G!</B><BR><BR><IMG SRC="http://www.myspacephoto.com/files/10022/g.gif"><BR><BR>Your life is rated G!<BR><BR><A HREF="http://www.caffeinenebula.com/quizzes/quizFiles/ratings-mpaa/quiz.html">What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)</A><BR><BR><A HREF="http://quizzes.caffeinenebula.com">Take Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes</A></CENTER> I am a christian and a movie freak! I love to watch movies, listen to music, read books, play sports, and hang out with friends! I come from a family with 12 children. 6 boys, 6 girls. I am the second eldest. I love to hang out with friends. Did I say that already? Well, I like to do things athletic, as well as lazy. I am a frequenter of movie midnight showings at Carmike's. My favorite colors are red and black. I make movies with my brother, and I'm not afraid to do something stupid. And I love to do volunteer work for pro-life.

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I Love You, Man

I Love You, Man

(2009)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Well, I can at least say that this is an enjoyable movie.

There is one thing I usually hate about movies like these. When it comes to romantic elements mixed with buddy elements, there almost always seems to be a scene where everything is made horribly awkward. I think the movie that turned that into an art form was "Meet the Parents" with Ben Stiller. Until that movie came out, I never felt so awkward in my life in place of someone else. Yes, "Meet the Parents" was nothing but a big huge bag of awkward, but for some strange reason there was that final blow that shoved it into overdrive. Throughout the entire movie, after I had been embarrassed enough for the main character who has such a hard time making male friends, I was anticipating to the most awkward moment in movie history.

It never came. It was a bit of a relief but at the same time it was slightly disappointing.

I think the movie was going for more of a realistic feel to capture the audience. We can all relate to these characters because we have either been in a situation like them or know the same people they do. However, there are characters (such as the jerk who throws a temper-tantrum whenever he loses) that just got on my nerves. There were moments in the movie where things seemed more annoying than funny because they were delivered by characters who's personalities I did not like. Not to say the movie isn't enjoyable. I think it is a decent offering. However, I was not in line to see an awkward movie. I was hoping for pure drive humor, much like "Role Models" where the gags were so outlandish that we could never picture ourselves in those situations.

I guess the problem with the movie is that it was too "real" for me. I identified with the characters, which is good, but they were in incredibly awkward situations the entire time. What use is aligning yourself with the character when you are going to feel embarrassment for them? Especially when it is meant to be a comedy?

Nonetheless, I recommend it. I think it is worth a look.

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

(2009)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

This...is a bad, bad movie.

It is very hard for me to not like a movie, and even then, in some weird, strange way I enjoyed this flick. It was so awful that I had fun making fun of it, and that is not saying much.

Everything about this movie is awful with the exception of a few fight scenes that are well-choreographed. Even the starting monologue is horrendous with a somewhat cheerful yet wistful Chun-Li recounting her life's story. Next, we see the abduction of her father. I remembered being slightly impressed at that moment, but then it gave way to nothing.

Chun-Li has grown up and one day she gets a strange letter and she suddenly had this strange compulsion to go digging around into ancient history and look for her father after her mother conveniently dies because she just "somehow knows he's alive." So, she moves to Bangkok and leaves he rich and previleged life behind because some old man said she needed to be a homeless bum to find some dude that might help her. Maybe.

It is probably a good amount of time into this movie and I had not seen a decent fight scene yet. This was probably the only part of the movie that had me move up a little in my seat. Chun-Li spots an innocent man getting beaten up by thugs and she intervenes. The fight scene is very good, but I remember being impressed by this scene alone.

Guess what? Turns out that the man who got beat up was the bum she was looking for! HOO-FREAKIN'-RAY! She instantly goes and lives with him and finds out her kung-fu sucks and that he is somehow way better. The way we discover his power is by way of cheap special effects that should have been scrapped. I laughed as her mentor, Gen, produceds a ball of chi as chessy as special effects can be.

Listen, I'm just going to get down to brass tacks here. The worst actor in this movie, by far, is the male cop lead. He is awful. He makes you hate the movie and every line he speaks is a pure annoyance. Even Micheal Clarke Duncan has let me down in this role. I'm thinking that all the actors were either high, or they were purposely doing poor because they knew this was a "B" rated script.

Maybe, someday, this movie will be a cult classic in the way that the first was a cult classic. But it is going to take many years for that to happen. Until then, save your money and let this movie die quickly so that we can make room for better movies at our theaters.

Slumdog Millionaire

Slumdog Millionaire

(2008)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

I was lucky enough to have the time to attend an all-day movie marathon at the theaters. It was pretty amazing: $25 for five Oscar nominated movies with bottom-less soda and popcorn. Life couldn't get any better.

After getting settled I had to watch three movies before I got to the coup de gras. First it was "Milk", then "Reader, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button", and then "Slumdog Millionaire." ("Frost/Nixon" followed and it was a great movie too).

I never heard a thing about this movie. In fact, with the exception of "Benjamin Button" I had trouble remembering if I even heard about the others. So, I went with my friend and his family not knowing what to expect. When it finally came to "Slumdog Millionaire" I was constantly on the edge of my seat.

I think to fully appreciate the movie, the viewer must have been outside the U.S. at least once. I lived for some time in the Philippines toward the Negros Occidental region so I can say with authority that this movie was very realistic. The filth that is prevailant in third world countries brought back memories, along with the people who are happy regardless of where they are. The myriad of colors and the crowded and busy life of the city was what I experienced whenever I had to resupply in a big city. The setting is very realistic and is every bit what you would see in a third world country.

The characters are likable and complex. The children echo third world children who face perils everyday but are somehow enlivened by it. The activities they did in the movie where what I watched some children do in a run-down basketball court.

But enough about my memories. Let's talk about the actual movie and story a bit. I really enjoyed the setup. It left me wondering where the story was going to go. Also, it was a great way to show how our character grew up and how his relationships with all his friends and family changed over the years. I don't think there was any moment within the movie where I had to tap my foot impatiently and beg the movie to continue. The movie was quick and to the point, rapidly bringing us up to date as to why the character is in his peculiar situation. It is simple at first glace, but then we are slowly exposed to the love interest who seems to take precedence over everything that involves the young protaganist. (Including his jealous, yet caring older brother). I've already written too much. Just go see it. It's worth it. I promise.

The Incredible Hulk

The Incredible Hulk

(2008)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

If you see only one superhero movie this year, I hope you plan on seeing this one.

"The Incredible Hulk" is definitely my favorite superhero movie this year, and that even puts it above "Iron Man". That is no small feat to put a great movie like "Iron Man" into second place and here is why: while "Iron Man" was great in its humor and pleasing to those looking for entertainment, "The Incredible Hulk" has a darker tale and is more suspenseful.

The movie opens with our main character (Bruce Banner played by the great Edward Norton) avoiding the United States Army while searching for a cure for his radioactive poisoning. Although the past is not explained to us, it is revealed at such times where those who are new to the story are hit hard by the facts. Oddly enough, I thought the action scenes where Banner was human were more intense than when he transformed into the Hulk. I loved the Bourne-like chases through the university and Brazil and thought it was very well done. At points I even cheered on one of the villains as he took on the Hulk as an ordinary man...yeah, he was doped up on super-soldier juice, but it was a sight to watch him battle the Hulk with duel pistols. That scene even beats the final fight when he is fully transformed.

Any case, while "Iron Man" is great in its own right, I think those who appreciate a movie with a more serious tone will find "The Incredible Hulk" to be more deserving of your attention. In "Iron Man" the man character enjoys his powers with child-like glee while Bruce Banner is tortured by his inability to control his dark side. Bruce Banner makes for more of an interesting character in my humble opinion...

Cloverfield

Cloverfield

(2008)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

This is probably the only shakey camera movie that I love to pieces so far.

I do have my gripes with the movie. It has been quite a while since I saw it in theaters, but I do remember going in and wondering what odd creature the protagonists would be facing off against. The opening credits started in lieu of military footage and I was on the edge of my seat. It was a freaking awesome idea and sent the idea across that whatever happened in this movie was in the past. And that it was freakin' [i]important[/i].
However, then the footage begins to show and we see these everday people doing everyday things. I remember I sat in my chair, my arms folded, my foot tapping, waiting for something cool to happen. It seemed like ages which probably turned out to be something more like twenty to thirty minutes...The opening is important in the director's view since it lets us know the relationship with the characters and gives them a base from which they may develop. A smart move for character development which would prove to help out later, but a bad idea for people who wanted to know the answer to the mystery. Their was no anxiety...there was only boredom for the first part of the movie...but then, freakin' catastrophic gold hit in the form of Lady Liberty's disembodied head.
Once the movie starts up it just doesn't quit. You are involved in events that have no explanation. You have no idea what is going on and you find that you yourself would act the same way the characters do in such a situation. The shakey camera gimick, in this case, is incredibly effective in its presentation. The direction and its pacing is incredible as well. We learn very little, very slowly, but the action is so unrelenting that we don't care. We are caught up in the struggle for survival in a world gone [i]flippin[/i]' nuts. It's interesting that I hated the characters and found them annoying at first, but then I grew to like them as they went through the whole ordeal. It made them seem more real, seeing that I think we can all agree that we hate annoying teenagers (or lower twenty-something folks) who think only of themselves. Ah, but I kid. (In most cases). Through their adventure they become something amazing. It really helps that the actors did a FANTASTIC job as well...especially in a movie that had to make a PG-13 rating.

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