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"What the hell did I just watch?" Is the best way I can summarize my reaction to this entire crap. Everything done here was just a big mess of desperate ideas to grab any idiot's attention. It's so incoherent that I wonder who honestly passes the scripts. Anyone here who can sit through this movie without face palming at least once is a Bette person than I am.
In all honesty, this film just feels like a parody of the Transformers film. As proof of this, you get Optimus taming a giant robot dinosaur, riding on it's back & wielding a giant sword.
But the ultimate death of this film, prior to any of the weird fight scenes, was that desperate move to add a quick cameo of Rainbow Dash from MLP. Were these people so desperate to give propaganda that they resorted to putting a character from a show that will give a raging hardon to the horse fuckers that worship it? Really.
I also lol'd so hard at the Superman-ripoff ending this had.
Once the doctor started screaming "Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata!" the film becomes completely ludicrous, stupid, immature, & completely pointless; Oh, & funny but not in a good way.
Teeth has a lot of issues, from it being rather hypocritical, unclear in story, inconsistent in plotting, bland characters, disrespectful to teenagers & their sexualities, & plain out disgusting. The gore isn't all the good either, it's just really gross. Really, I was watching this in hopes of seeing vagina dentata being put to some good use (no pun intended), but instead I got something some sick 16 year old wrote. Watch the ending of this with the old man & see for yourself.