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  1. Scientist: Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
  2. Private Miller: Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.

– Quote from Pineapple Express 3 years ago

  1. Mr. Edwards: I'm a teacher, you can't talk to me like that.
  2. Dale Denton: Well I'm not a student so I can say anything I want to you, you chimp fuckin bastard!

– Quote from Pineapple Express 3 years ago

John's Submitted Quotes

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

(1991)
3 years ago
  1. The Terminator: I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
  2. Cigar Biker: Ha ha. [burns with cigar] You forgot to say please.
Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express

(2008)
3 years ago
  1. Scientist: Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
  2. Private Miller: Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.
Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express

(2008)
3 years ago
  1. Mr. Edwards: I'm a teacher, you can't talk to me like that.
  2. Dale Denton: Well I'm not a student so I can say anything I want to you, you chimp fuckin bastard!
The Fly

The Fly

(1986)
3 years ago
  1. Seth Brundle: I'm saying... I'll hurt you if you stay.
The Hangover

The Hangover

(2009)
3 years ago
  1. Officer Franklin: Alright you're up handsome.
  2. Officer Franklin: Not you fat Jesus!
Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump

(1994)
3 years ago
  1. Lt. Dan Taylor: You found Jesus yet Gump?
  2. Forrest Gump: I didn't know we were supposed to be looking for him sir.
Aliens

Aliens

(1986)
3 years ago
  1. Bishop: Not bad, for a human.
Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters

(1984)
3 years ago
  1. Peter Venkman: And the flowers are still standing!
Event Horizon

Event Horizon

(1997)
3 years ago
  1. Weir: You can't leave.... she won't let you.
The Silence of the Lambs

The Silence of the Lambs

(1991)
3 years ago
  1. Clarice Starling: Mr. Gordon, good, uh... well Frederica used to work for Mrs. Lippman. Did you know her?
  2. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: No, nuh-uh. Oh wait... was she a great big fat person?
The Silence of the Lambs

The Silence of the Lambs

(1991)
3 years ago
  1. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: [to dog] That's right precious, it will get the hose.
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