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  1. Scientist: Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
  2. Private Miller: Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.

– Quote from Pineapple Express 3 years ago

  1. Mr. Edwards: I'm a teacher, you can't talk to me like that.
  2. Dale Denton: Well I'm not a student so I can say anything I want to you, you chimp fuckin bastard!

– Quote from Pineapple Express 3 years ago

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