It's like drinking beer from a skull...

If you have any morals, this movie is not for you. Thankfully, I do not. Drive Angry is sure to offend some(the ones who shouldn't see it in the first place), for others, it will be an extremely satisfying affair. Packed full of F bombs, shot off limbs, and naked trailer trash, Drive Angry goes full throttle for all of its 104 minutes. As a huge Nicolas Cage fan(minus The Wicker Man and 8MM), he doesn't disappoint, but he wasn't the scene stealer. This honor would go to William Fichtner(the Accountant) for his hilarious portrayal of Satan's bounty hunter(in a way). Amber Heard also quite impresses as a strong female co-star who can hold her own in a fight.

While the plot is not incredibly complex(man escapes hell to rescue his granddaughter from a cult that plans to sacrifice her), it is enjoyable. Packed full of all the guilty pleasures and soon to be classic one liners, Drive Angry will not disappoint the sinner inside you.

There is something wrong with me..(My First Review)

Going into this movie I had the expectation that my life would change and I would feel sick to my stomach just watching it. I don't think I have been more disappointed since discovering my wife had an Ohio State hat(Hail to the Victors!). The premise of the movie was very interesting and it could have truly been disgusting, but that is all it was, a thought. Maybe it is just my love of horror and gross movies in general, but The Human Centipede was rather modest. Where they could have gone all out(compare to Antichrist and others), they covered the ball in bandages and relied on less revealing camera angles.
On a final note, I expect horrid acting and dialogue in a horror movie so I will not go into that aspect(very few even try). Hope they get it right in Sequence Two.