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  1. Jack McCallister: Dick Harper...Dick Harper...Dick Harper playing the harp, Harpo Marx playing the Jews harp...D.H....D.H.! HAH, you're my designated hitter!

– Quote from Fun With Dick and Jane 6 months ago

  1. The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss: [after smashing a cartoonish alarm clock with a giant mallet] SNOOZE!

– Quote from The Mask 6 months ago

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Austin's Recent Ratings

Rise of the Guardians

Rise of the Guardians

(2012)
2 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

"Rise of the Guardians" most certainly follows a different path of storytelling when it comes to legends of these mythical icons, but ends up feeling really awkward and slightly confusing for the first half of the movie. Aside from that (and a Russian Santa Clause that never comes across as jolly or Mr. Kringle in general), the voice acting and heart put into the second half is incredible.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

(1994)
2 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Im a HUGE Jim Carrey fan. And this is probably one of the best movies I've seen from him. The plot is a little strange, but Jim Carrey can seem to pull it off.

Grown Ups

Grown Ups

(2010)
2 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

A good let go of the parody movies and into something a little more straight-to-the-mind comedic. Everyone seems to pull off their role well (David Spade mostly. Rob Schneider....not so much). The plot is well thought out and this movie shows you what you could do in your childhood besides staying inside all day. Well done

The A-Team

The A-Team

(2010)
2 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

The A-Team is a funny, action-packed movie that is great for anyone who grew up with the show and for anyone new to the franchise.

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