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  • Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus

    Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (2010)

    August 17, 2014

  • Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

    Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)

    August 17, 2014

    A (relatively) painless way to spend an hour and a half... which goes by quickly, if only because you have to be on your toes for the next ineptitude Mega Shark will sling your way.

  • Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark

    Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark (2014)

    August 17, 2014

  • The Bat

    The Bat (1926)

    August 16, 2014

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

    August 12, 2014

    Loses focus and becomes a bit muddled in the second half but it's never not a treat

  • Shark rosso nell'oceano (Devilfish)(Devouring Waves)(Monster Shark)(Red Ocean)

    Shark rosso nell'oceano (Devilfish)(Devouring... (1984)

    August 04, 2014

    The horrific American edit (with its copious dissolves, superimpositions and step-processing) makes perfect MST3K fodder but, for anyone who doesn't know a not tinkered-with version exists, makes it seem the filmmakers are absolute incompetents.

    If you're gonna watch this sans SOL commentary, do yourself a favor and track down the international version (bearing the title Monster Shark). It's still every bit as silly but not nearly as frustrating an experience. A fun Italian Jaws knock-off.

  • Into The Storm

    Into The Storm (2014)

    August 04, 2014

    There is a discernible point in Into the Storm where the movie just gives up on itself (when an F5 appears out of nowhere and chases a convoy of school buses out of town). From then on it becomes a great example of so-bad-it's-entertaining.

    The only folks that shouldn't be ashamed are the ones on the visual effects staff. The script is a mess (characters come and go with no resolution) and the acting is all-round unconvincing (only Sarah Wayne Callies manages to avoid embarrassing herself).

    Can we file a class-action lawsuit against the marketing team at WB? They pulled a serious bait-and-switch here. Don't be fooled: this is a shaky-cam movie. They just removed all the degrading filters from the trailer footage to lure in a first person-weary audience.

    And Donk and Reevis have to be the most unfortunate characters to grace the screen since Skids and Mudflap. It's the movie's final insult that they survive.

  • Stage Fright

    Stage Fright (2014)

    July 31, 2014

  • Sharknado 2: The Second One

    Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

    July 31, 2014

  • War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave

    War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave (2008)

    July 22, 2014

    There are words... and they're strung into sentences that are then spoken by the characters... but there seems to be a disconnect between the techno-babble spoken and what's actually being presented on screen. So War of the Worlds 2 leaves you to figure out the plot for yourself. I guess there's some nifty ideas present? They're just all squandered by the cheapness and slapdashery of it all.

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