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YLOWBSTARDreturns
Michael S 3 years ago

The only advice I could give about review writing would be: Don't worry about making them too long or too fancy. Give your honest opinion as direct and too the point as possible. Eventually you'll just further and develop your style on your own... by just writing a ton of reviews lol!

YLOWBSTARDreturns
Michael S 3 years ago

Hey thanks man! It's nice knowing that someone would actually take time out of their day to read them. I try to be as direct and to the point as possible in a review... Simply because I HATE when a reviewer rambles on and instead of actually reviewing a movie uses his/her review as a means of showing how clever they are and how much more superior they are to the average audience lol

About jeff

Hometown:
Gig Harbor, WA
Favorite Movies:
Blood Diamond, Saw, American History X, Silent Hill, Black Swan, Dead Silence, Quid Pro Quo, A Walk to Remember, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Lion King, The Lion King 1 1/2, Beauty and the Beast
Favorite Actors:
Leonardo DiCaprio, Edward Norton, Mark Wahlberg, Jake Gyllenhaal, Russell Brand, Marlon Brando, Natalie Portman, Anthony Hopkins, Christian Bale, Christopher Walken, Jared Leto, Brad Pitt, Nicolas Cage, Sylvester Stallone, Angelina Jolie
Bio:
My name is Jeff. I take movie watching pretty seriously. I dont take most recommendations from people with their own idea of a good movie, because 90percent of the time its terrible. I try to watch a movie a day and post a review every night. I work in the food industry currently but I have always wanted to have a job in a theater and someday I will make time for it. My idea of a good movie consists of believable acting, extraordinary cinematography, clever screenplay, and above all, Originality.

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  • The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)

    The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)

    May 14, 2012

    holy tittyfreaking christ. this was the goriest movie i have ever seen in my life. i dont know weather to rate it bad because of how much it disgusted me and corrupted my mind, or speak of it highly since they did go above and beyond at making a truly rich and grotesque horror film. the main character was very believable and every event in the film was extremely gruesome and really gets underneath your skin. even if you are a horror movie buff and sometimes laugh and how ridiculous things can be, this is not one of those movies. this movie is disgusting. i dont really recommend it. its quite disturbing. several times worse then the first movie, which didnt get much of a reaction out of me whatsoever. watch at your own risk. not for the faint of heart.

  • God Bless America

    God Bless America (2012)

    May 07, 2012

    this movie expresses a lot of things that civilization with an IQ of over 100 is thinking. it starts off as a funny movie, and has its share of humorous parts throughout. It is a very fun movie in my opinion. it gets pretty intense and states a prominent message. in a way, it is an inspiring movie. not because it is something we would actually want to do, but because the characters have such strong feelings that they follow what they believe in. this movie is something that should be seen. dark, but very good.

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)

    April 24, 2012

    i dont know what more can be said about this movie. i was skeptical when i heard it was going to be all cgi animation for the film, because i really loved the classic costumes from the original movies. even the newer one with mark wahlberg had costumes. but anyways. this movie touched every genre and sparked excitement and emotions in me that i would have never expected. this was by far the best movie of the year in my opinion. i was incredibly surprised that they pulled off the cgi and made an amazing story and fantastic acting that i will definitley look forward to seeing more of from andy serkis. this movie comes with a money back guarantee in my opinion. i just cant imagine someone not liking it. i freaking loved it! and i would watch is several more times and plan to own it soon.

  • Rango

    Rango (2011)

    April 24, 2012

    Industrial Light & Magic is why i wanted to see this movie in the first place. i was ready to be blown away with seeing what they company could do with a fully animated movie when they usually just perform special effects in huge films including my favorite, jurassic park. this movie was pretty good i would say. the animation was awesome. the story was okay. not something i was really super into. some of the characters were really imaginative and almost uncomfortably weird looking. props to industrial light and magic, but the story wasnt really something i fell in love with.

  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch (2011)

    April 24, 2012

    this movie cannot be taken seriously. terrible acting and ridiculous events along with kind of confusing storyline with flashbacks and flashforwards. I DID like it though. i love a movie like this that is just super awesomely entertaining to your eyes. its just an over all fun thing to watch. its got some seriously cool action scenes and a really hot cast of teenage girls. this movie is by no means oscar worthy, but it is way fun and has a sick soundtrack. it feels like a video game.

  • Unleashed (Danny the Dog)

    Unleashed (Danny the Dog) (2005)

    March 04, 2012

    a very unique concept. seemed like quite a badass action movie, but turned out to be kinda touching. has some good ideas, and morgan freeman, come on its morgan freeman.

  • The Bounty Hunter

    The Bounty Hunter (2010)

    March 04, 2012

  • Hot Tub Time Machine

    Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

    March 04, 2012

  • Repo Men

    Repo Men (2010)

    March 04, 2012

  • Frozen River

    Frozen River (2008)

    March 04, 2012

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