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Cleanskin
Cleanskin (2012)

No barn burner, but not a bad flick.

Catch .44
Catch .44 (2011)

Catch this. 1/2 star.

You Kill Me
You Kill Me (2007)

This flick about Killed me!

Noah
Noah (2014)
½

Don't Noah exactly what to say about this flick! I don't want to pass judgment, you will have to do that. sorry....

The Legend of Hercules
½

Low budget flick with good intentions. If you can overlook its flaws and bad acting it can still be a fun flick to watch.

Non-Stop
Non-Stop (2014)

I'll take this dude for security on my flight any day!

Enemy
Enemy (2014)
½

Yea I get it. Twisted flick.

Lone Survivor
½

Think paint ball, with these four guys kicking some Taliban ass!

Grudge Match
Grudge Match (2013)

A one two punch flick, full of clichés and cheap laughs, but certainly not a knock out.

3 Days To Kill
½

More like 1hr. 40 min. to kill!

12 Years a Slave
½

Savage and brutal. This flick will leave a cloud over your heart.

The Monuments Men
½

Monumental cast, not so monumental movie.

13
13 (2011)

Felt like I took a bullet myself on this turd!

Gravity
Gravity (2013)
½

Lots of eye candy.

Captain Phillips

Better put on your life preserver for this one. Once this bird pulls out of port things get a little bumpy.

The Paperboy
The Paperboy (2012)

Time to take out the garbage.

Prisoners
Prisoners (2013)

I get a nervous tic every time I watch flicks like this. Felt like a prisoner myself.

Elysium
Elysium (2013)
½

There are no fences high enough to stop one that is determined to get over!

The Purge
The Purge (2013)
½

Blood bath party. Now, who's going to clean up this mess?

The Conjuring

Do you believe in the boogeyman? No.

Red 2
Red 2 (2013)

Like the stupid Geico pig commercial, weeeee, weeeee, weeeee!

The Hunger Games

Leaves you hungry for more. What's for dessert?

The Great Gatsby
½

And they lived happily ever after!

Redemption
Redemption (2013)

Redemption is a meal best served cold. Still think that powder puff b!t#h should have suffered just a tad bit more than just flinging him off a high rise building.

World War Z
World War Z (2013)

Brad Pitt, in a zombie flick! No, for real?

Star Trek Into Darkness

Oh sh!+ ...Here we go again. Will the horror ever end?

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Has that been there done that feel to it, only in slow motion. Not such an unexpected journey as I expected, I expected more!

Across the Universe
½

Road "Trip" back to the 60's. We're navigators, we're aviators, eatin' taters, masturbatin' alligators, bombardiers, we got no fears, won't shed no tears, we're pushin' the frontiers of transcendental perception.

The Bourne Legacy

Threw in a few fresh faces on a old flick. Still the same "intoxicating" ride threw streets in exotic city's! Just wondering how long before they cut this turd loose!

The Company You Keep
½

A who done it kinda flick that by the time you find out at the end, you don't give a shit!

Killing Season
½

Need to kill some time, well this is a flick for you!

Olympus Has Fallen

Plenty of fun to go around with this flick.

Evil Dead
Evil Dead (2013)
½

Not big on Horror flicks, just wanted to see if I would have a nightmare. Woke up 3:00 AM, no, not a nightmare, just needed a cigarette!

Mud
Mud (2013)
½

Flick for those who have the Hots for Matthew McConaughey,,, I don't. If your just in the mood for a Matthew flick, Watch The Lincoln Lawyer.

Dead Man Down
½

Like a dry Martini, don't care much for them but drink it anyway.

Oz the Great and Powerful
½

BoreOZing!!! Just a thought? This is a Disney Movie, right? The Wizard is Manwhore, f,ing any witch he can! The ending is, he he, climactic!

The Call
The Call (2013)

Could have been a made for television flick, but has just a little more punch to it, plus Halle Berry.

Total Recall
Total Recall (2012)

I seem to recall a little but not total recall!!

John Dies at the End

Absolute rubbish, why would anyone like this flick? Not sure but it was fun.

Snitch
Snitch (2013)

The Rock, for real! Can't believe I actually thought it good, not great, but not bad!

Summoned
Summoned (2013)
½

B rated actors B rated horror flick.

Side Effects
Side Effects (2013)
½

Slow paced thinker. Now, where's my meds?

This is 40
This is 40 (2012)

Having my tooth pulled was tortuous. So was watching this flick!

Tomorrow You're Gone

Scratching my head and said, WTF???

Cloud Atlas
Cloud Atlas (2012)

A mental workout fo sho.

Chosen
Chosen (2013)
½

Think outside the box.

The Cold Light of Day

Cookie cutter flick. Whats the big? It was still fun.

The Numbers Station

Not bad, just wouldn't try and twist your arm to watch it!

Stand Up Guys

Warning! This flick was made for us old fogies who grew up watching these guys.

Gangster Squad

I feel like I need to get me a fedora after watching this flick!

Broken City
Broken City (2013)

I love a good thriller flick, it's like tickling your feet till the end then you can laugh.

Cloned: The Recreator Chronicles

Silly little sci fi flick, fun though!

The Last Stand

You can't kill this dude! Arnold lives!

The Impossible
½

I've had my share of crappy vacations, but this puts them to shame!

Lawless
Lawless (2012)

Moonshine, bootlegging, due the math. Another round for everyone!

Seven Psychopaths
½

You have to be a little sick minded to like this flick!

Killing Them Softly

My wife rented this flick for me, for $1.63, said I was worth that at least! Nice to know I'm worth more than this flick!

Killer Joe
Killer Joe (2012)

He be strokin! Please read Warning Label on box before proceeding with this sick and twisted flick! Not ashamed to say had a Cheshire smile at the end, and a slight buzzing in my head I can't quite explain.

Zero Dark Thirty

If your heart doesn't weigh a little heavy by the end of this flick, you don't have a heart!

Django Unchained

It's a love story, QT style!

Lincoln
Lincoln (2012)

More about the battle off the battlefield. "Politics" Full of philosophical words of wisdom from a wise man. You and you alone can make this flick bearable, or intolerable.

Skyfall
Skyfall (2012)

The sky is fallen, the sky is fallen,,,,No it's not, shit, it's just another Bond flick, James Bond. Goodby Mum.

Blitz
Blitz (2011)

Another ass kicking flick by Jason Statham. And to be more politically correct, even gay guys can be killers! No pun intended. eww

Argo
Argo (2012)

Best picture! For real, Argo crazy? Trying hard not to be a hater with a little Ben bashing, but he blows.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2
½

Took care of that sinus problem! Ha, now who is going to clean this mess up?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

Fun flick, but lets get down to business, killing the bad guy with a sinus issue!

Sling Blade
Sling Blade (1996)

Been a minute since I first watched this flick, gonna be a lot of minutes before I watch it again! Um..Hmm..

Jacob's Ladder
½

Hmmmm can't decide, do some Mushrooms or Windowpane? Ah what the hell lets do both!

Knight & Day
Knight & Day (2010)
½

Cameron Diaz. Tom who? Warning if you watch this flick your going to want to buy a motorcycle and do something stupid!

Flight
Flight (2012)

Better buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride! I'd have a Crown n Coke on this Flight fo sho!

Looper
Looper (2012)

How do you end the endless Loop? How do you end the madness in your head?

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Not a flick for just anyone!!! Tied my stomach in knots, right up till the final knot at the end.

The Dark Knight Rises
½

As with many trilogy's, expect the worse so you won't be disappointed!

The Amazing Spider-Man
½

Tough flick to git bitten by.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
½

A rather enjoyable little vampire flick! And yet afterwords, I had to ask myself, was I entertained?

The Hunter
The Hunter (2012)
½

Set in the majestic, Tasmania Australia. A rather dry paced flick, Zzzzzz, sorry must have dozed off, in search of the last tasmanian tiger, long since extinct, Zzzzzz, dozed again, sorry... What? The End? Shit! Guess I'll never know if they found the damn thing! Zzzzzzzzzzz

Prometheus
Prometheus (2012)
½

Thought I was watching Aliens -4! Same ol same ol! Visually titillating, sorta, camel toe of Noomi Rapace, sweet but, sorry, still one and half stars!

Defiance
Defiance (2009)
½

Germany, Jews, war, not a good thing! Daniel Craig pulls down a few penny's for doing this flick! Bless his heart for capitalizing on his fame after the Bond flick! Can you blame him???

The Brothers Grimm
½

Frolicking threw fairy tales, fantasy, and folklore. Complete with enchanted forest, a beast, trees that walk, and a evil queen! Not just kid stuff here!

Winter's Bone

"A riveting thriller about a bunch of redneck meth heads" "Masterfully boring to the bone" Summer or Winter!

The Butterfly Effect

I like butterflies!!! Before I sink into the big sleep I want to hear, I want to hear the scream of the butterfly.

Lilo & Stitch

I want a dog just like Stitch, only purple! I know he's not a dog!

Final Destination 5

Silly nonsense flick! What kind of person enjoys watching people die strange and bizarre deaths? Hmmmm.... giggle....You can't cheat death.

Drive
Drive (2011)
½

Bad ass MF that can drive a car fast and crush a mans skull in without so much as a flinch! Pure entertainment.

Chronicle
Chronicle (2012)

Find a glowing rock, touch it and you will get the power to squash a beer can against your forehead! Oh! and you can fly! Wish I could fly! That would be awesome shit!

21 Jump Street

I think I giggled once! This could be the perfect comedy flick for Blaine and Rachell!

Home of the Brave
½

No comment on this flick!

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
½

Screw the critics, this flick is just good stuff! The game is afoot!

The Grey
The Grey (2012)
½

Not that big on survival kinda flicks, but this one redefines them to a reality check!

Limitless
Limitless (2011)

What if a pill could make a person smart? Hmmm, I can think of a couple of people I know that could use it!

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

911 Whats your emergency? I just witnessed someone trying to cash in on a major catastrophic event,,,well actually it's more about those effected afterwards!,,,,pause,,,911 operator: I'm sorry but I'm going to put you on hold!

Falling Down
Falling Down (1993)

This flick defines the term gone postal. With poetic justice being served! Falling down hurts, some just don't get back up!

Contraband
Contraband (2012)

Mark Wahlberg holds this flick together, as he kicks ass threw most of the cast! Oh! and one bitch slapping!

In Time
In Time (2011)
½

Not a bad little flick if you need too burn a little Time!

Bridesmaids
Bridesmaids (2011)

Five stars to the friends and family who convinced me to watch this, crap in the middle of the street flick! Bless your hearts.

Doomsday
Doomsday (2008)

Perhaps I have a morbid sick sense of humor, but I like apocalyptic flicks! Even Crap like this one!

The Thomas Crown Affair

Bit of cute B rating flick that's kinda fun to watch, but you wouldn't tell your friends you did.

Australia
Australia (2008)
½

A flick with epic intentions but fails in epic proportions. I felt exhausted when it was finally over!

Stone
Stone (2010)

Dialogue heavy flick with great actors taking licks at each other, in more ways than one, as in you will get to see Milla Jovovich boobs, sweet! The cornroll hair Stone has kinda freaks me out for some reason. Pay attention to the first few minutes, too try and get a understanding of Jack, if there is something to understand. Stone I understand, he would make a great neighbor! He would be great at barbecuing!

Lies & Illusions

Christian Slater only wishes he was an actor! Someone should tell him not to quit his day job! I do believe I giggled a couple of times though, hence the half star!

Syriana
Syriana (2005)

A dry slow paced flick, I'd give it a who gives a shit star but they don't have one of those on here!

Source Code
Source Code (2011)

All those in favor of a little time traveling to help save millions of lives, say I. Oh one catch though, you get to be blown up over and over and over again! Sounds like fun, I'm in.

Alexander
Alexander (2004)

With about a hour left, I thought about putting this horse down, but muscled thru it like a man. I wish now that I had.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes
½

Animal lovers may get emotional with this flick! ( insert tear ) You'll be rooting for Caesar and the apes to take names and kick some ass! And they do!....(No animals were harmed during the filming of this flick!) Ah duh, CGI. Fun flick to watch, still writers can't come up with something original! Rehash of The Planet of the Apes! Hale Caesar!

Moneyball
Moneyball (2011)
½

Why all the hoopla with this flick??? Pretty boy Brad Pitt, playing his typical statue style character. Worth a rent, but not the great flick everyone is making it out to be!

Super 8
Super 8 (2011)

Flick of kids making a flick! Comes complete with zombies, aliens, childhood crush, spaceship, oh and a train wreck. Best part of the whole flick! The ending is predictable. And they all lived happily ever after!

Dead Man
Dead Man (1995)
½

Not the kind of movie for everyone, but for my morbid mind it works! Just sink into this movie and go for a mind fuck of a ride. Neil Young does the soundtrack to this flick, awesome is all I can say! Crank it at the end credits! We are all dead men, just question of when! We are all nobody's, except to those who know us!

16 Blocks
16 Blocks (2006)
½

People can change.

The Green Hornet

I don't understand why this flick flopped at the box office??? Uh.......I know, cause it stunk! Desecrated my memories of the original Green Hornet. Thanks....

Vanilla Sky
Vanilla Sky (2001)
½

Not the kinda flick for everybody for sure, but I liked it. Not a big Cruise fan but am a fan of Cruz. Wink wink! Wouldn't mind being the mole on her ......Anyways,bit of a mind fuck, am I dreaming or is this real? The filming is awesome shit, love the colors exploding, like on a canvas!

No Country for Old Men

Tough flick to swallow, you throw up a little afterwards. The kind you taste in your mouth for minute or two. Mmmmmm

District 9
District 9 (2009)

Wow, a sci-fi alien flick with humanitarianism undertones about how shitty humans can really be. I wouldn't want to be around when these dude's come back in 3 years!

Hereafter
Hereafter (2010)
½

Do you believe in life after death? Do you believe in psychic powers? Do you believe in slow paced flick's that seem to drag on forever? If you answered yes to at least two or more of these questions, then this flick's for you!

The Lincoln Lawyer

This flick you need to keep on your toes, start to finish. Matthew McConaughey does a great job, I don't like lawyer's who does? But you have to like this one, at least in the end. Good thriller, and good luck trying to figure this one out till the end!

Unknown
Unknown (2011)
½

I like Liam Neeson, he just has a way of keeping your attention on the flick your watching, knowing it is just a flick and it is for fun and entertainment. Kinda takes from the Bourne flicks, but shit these people can't come up with anything new. Still good stuff, worth a watch.

Sherlock Holmes
½

A fresh update on a old classic. This flick has so many great things about it, from great acting, action, a little wit, too just fun to watch! Director Guy Ritchie did a great job with this, with some almost Matrix like shots that were very cool! Looking forward to a sequel.

Con Air
Con Air (1997)

Wow! This flick just reeks! Watch it once, shame on you, watch it twice shame me! I'm a sick critic! Tell me I'm wrong....

Casino
Casino (1995)

I'm not a big gangster flick kinda guy, but this shit was awesome! The casting was on Q. Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty to move up in this shit world!

The Guardian
The Guardian (2006)

Kind of cheap flick with cheap thrills. Lots and lots of water! Shit I need
a drink! Hope you can swim!

The Rite
The Rite (2011)

I still remember The Exorcist, good stuff, yea I'm old what ever. This flick tries too add a little twist to the exorcism, devil shit, with a skeptic soon to be priest. If your not into the devil/exorcism shit, pass on this one! I got a giggle from it none the less.

True Grit
True Grit (2010)
½

It seems as though I go against the critics, again! I don't want to damn this
flick, I'm just sick of these YaHoo's that can't come up with something
original, remaking shit over and over. Anyways enough rant, bottom line
it's worth a watch, but! I like the original version with John Wayne better! 4 and 1/2 stars! Watch the original first then this BS and judge for yourself.

The Shawshank Redemption

One of my favorite flicks. Just got it on Blu-Ray. This flick deserves all
5 stars! If you haven't seen it, put it on your need to watch list!

The Number 23

This flick sits on my shelf proudly. Critic's 8%, f em. To me Jim Carrey steps off the deep end from comedy fun flicks. This flick will take you on a psychological journey, hope you get back! If Sex offends you? Do Not Enter!!! If you are psychologically unbalanced? Do Not Enter!
I did!

The Next Three Days

It's not a bad flick, but it's not a great flick, somewhere in between! Not something your gonna pee your pants, but still, good popcorn stuff.

Black Swan
Black Swan (2010)

I've watched some crappy flicks before but this one ranks up there pretty high! You want to believe the critics ratings? Go ahead and watch it, consider yourself warned!

Silent Hill
Silent Hill (2006)
½

Damn the critics 29% shit! Wait, I'm a critic!!! Well I'll be Damned! But I loved it! What parent wouldn't do anything to protect their child or to find them? Even go to Silent Hill! Scary....Radha Mitchell is delicious!!! mmm. What's for dessert?

Star Trek
Star Trek (2009)

You don't have to be a Trekkie to like this flick! But for us Trekkie's it was fun to see how they, "Kirk and Spock" grew up and meet, all that shit! I always knew Spock was banging Uhura! She's Hot! Of course they save the World! Don't give me this crap I gave away the ending, it's a Star Trek flick for pete's sake! Oh shit just watch the Damn thing! Boldly go where you have never gone before!

The Fighter
The Fighter (2010)

Based on a true story of Micky Ward and his crack head brother, who's so fucked up he doesn't realize an HBO crew filming him for a documentary is not about his Big Come Back! A little wacky family, some drama, boxing, shit worth a watch! Bale does a prize winning performance.

Reign of Fire
½

Lions tigers and bears, Oh My. Lions tigers and Dragons OH SHIT!!! This flick is a great time burner, pardon the pun! What a Blast, another pun, follow with me kids! Sorry not recommended for kids! Dragons! Fire! What's not too like? I like Fire! Do you like fire? Jerry likes fire!

Sunshine
Sunshine (2007)
½

Not a big sci-fi freak, but if u r, u will get a giggle from this 1.

Testament
Testament (1983)
½

A post-apocalyptic flick, done in a Hallmark movie style, as in prepare to cry! No shit blowing up or people disintegrating, drag! We watch as a family stuggles after nuclear devices are set off across the country. As the people start to die from radiation poisoning, babies, then children, sad part, (cry here).Who will be next? Not my kind of flick, worth a watch only if President Obama is the only thing on TV!

The Book of Eli
½

Typical bad ass Denzel Washington flick! With a little twist, in a post-apocalyptic world he has to save the last remaining copy of the Bible! With a little help from above he makes his way west, where he was told to go! Slaughtering any that get's in the way, perhaps that was more help from below than above!

Robin Trower - Living Out of Time

Can't believe not a single review on this, till me! Can't say enough about this video, it was just plain well done start to finish. Asides the performance, which was great, the picture quality is Incrediblely shot, great close ups of fret board play. The audio quality was well done. Trower never sounded so good! If you love Robin Trower this DVD is a must have! I'm Too Rolling Stoned, hell ya!

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Done in a comic book style fashion this flick stars a mixed up bag of characters. A old has been, Raiders of the lost Arc type, (Sean Connery),must of had a rent payment due on his ocean front view Malibu house to do this crappy flick! A invisible man! yea that's what I said a invisible man, a vampiress and not a very good looking one at that! If your gonna put a vampiress in for eye candy at least find one that's Hot and you wouldn't mind her sucking your blood, (or something)! Captain Nemo! What the f ? Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde, shits getting deep now! A dude you could shoot a million times but wont die! but die's in the end after looking at a picture of himself! If looks could kill! A young buckaroo cowboy, who saves the day! Whoo Hoo giddy up! This was hard flick to stomach, I felt obligated to watch it seeing how it was a birthday gift! Anybody need a used only once video of this crap let me know, you can have it!

Cop Out
Cop Out (2010)

Take two dimwitted cops, mix dry humor, a few bad ass gangsters, a
pinch of salt, stir. bake in oven at 350 degrees till completely burnt.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
½

It seemed like it was going to be a good movie, but it keep loosing my interest. If you like playing in sand, this is a movie for you!

Ninja Assassin
½

Wow! RED is the predominate color here! What a Ninja ass kicking, head chopping, ah, arms, legs, fingers, hands, well u get the picture! If you don't like Red, don't watch! My heart's still pumping! As I look around to see if maybe there's a Ninja here!!!!! My Ninja Son would love this! All these critic's are a bunch of pussy's!

Man on Fire
Man on Fire (2004)

One of my favorite Denzel Washington movie's, Man on Fire! Have watched at least dozen time's, still as good as if it was the first time viewing! Worth buying, worth watching over and over again! Worth a 5 star rating!

Unstoppable
Unstoppable (2010)

3 stars is the best I can do for this flick, not that I didn't like it, it's just that my star rating has something to do with whether or not I would buy the disk. With 4 to 5 star rating, I might buy, if it is something I could watch many times, and still get that good feeling, like when you watch it for the first time. I like Denzel Washington, he's a bad ass actor. But this is once or twice time viewing at best. If you like trains, jump on board for a fun ride!

Red
Red (2010)

Lots of fun watching old farts kicking some ass!

Rescue Dawn
Rescue Dawn (2007)

2 hour's of boredom. 1 star maybe too generous.

Resident Evil: Afterlife
½

I don't care what anybody else thinks, I like all the Resident Evil flicks, including this one! Some movie's are meant to just have fun.

Salt
Salt (2010)
½

Fun and explosive, but the unbelievability weighed heavy for me.
A must watch for Angelina Jolie fans, for which I am, I don't know why?

The Crazies
The Crazies (2010)
½

If your into zombie's and that kind of shit, then you would like it, if not? Well, don't bother.

The Town
The Town (2010)
½

Makes robbing bank's look like fun! I'm not really a Ben Affleck fan,
but he doe's a great job acting as well as directing.

Inception
Inception (2010)

Good mind fuc*, if you get to stoned you might get lost what's going on, but who cares, fun stuff.

Splice
Splice (2010)

It could have been more, worth a watch if you just needing to burn a
couple hours.