1. Pete: How could Debbie like me? She likes me, she *loves* me. The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around. She loves me so much that she wants me around all the time. That's our biggest problem and I can't even accept that. Like, that upsets me?

– Quote from Knocked Up 14 months ago

1. Bouncer: It's not cuz you not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would TEAR THAT ASS UP. I can't let you in cuz you old as f--k. For this club. Not, you know, for the earth. You old, she pregnant, can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches runnin' around, that's crazy. I'm only allowed to let in 5% black people. He said that, 5%. That mean if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a black midget in the crowd.

– Quote from Knocked Up 14 months ago