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Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

(2011)
48 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Michael Bay is in desperate need of an editor to cut about an hour of total crap from this movie. That would make the not awful parts a lot more tolerable, even if it still would be a largely incoherent pile of "stuff that might look cool" thrown together.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

(2014)
4 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Surprising, engaging, and highly entertaining. It both upends the Marvel universe and washes the bad taste of Iron Man 3 out of your mouth.

The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug

The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug

(2013)
7 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Way, way, WAY too long. It's bloated, padded, and make up any adjective you want with stuff that is only there to kill time. The whole end of the fight scene at the end of the movie makes no sense whatsoever. And why does Tauriel even exist, since the whole thing is cringe inducing once she's with Kili? Oh yeah, that was one of the parts Peter Jackson just pulled out of nowhere and made up because he really wanted to make a trilogy without enough source material to do it. Highly disappointing, I'm still not sure if 2.5 is too high.

Thor: The Dark World

Thor: The Dark World

(2013)
7 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

As usual, Loki steals the show. When he's on screen, this movie is great. When they're on Asgard it's also great. Unfortunately, then they go to Earth and we get old guys without pants jokes, and some not very interesting bad guys in the Dark Elves. Also, once again, where the hell is SHIELD in all this?

That's the biggest flaw in these movies post-Avengers. After setting things up for what SHIELD is and what they can do, their absence in this and Iron Man 3 is extremely conspicuous.

Star Trek Into Darkness

Star Trek Into Darkness

(2013)
7 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Enjoyed it. Just ignore the part about the villain's plan not making a whole lot of sense.

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