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Houston, TX
Favorite Actors:
Christian Bale, Robert Downey Jr., Jonah Hill

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  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

    February 15, 2012

    I loved watching this movie because it is purely a sci-fi classic. Apparently all of the negative reviews are from those who don't appreciate science fiction. So please, do yourself a great favor and don't write a review!!!! Just because you don't like science fiction doesn't mean that that whole world doesn't like it.

  • Cowboys & Aliens

    Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

    December 09, 2011

    Movie was extremely entertaining, but is ruined as a result of the plot shifting between the genres of westerns and science fiction.

  • Immortals

    Immortals (2011)

    December 09, 2011

    This movie is just a lame attempt on a remake of the 300.
    The special effects were an overkill and the plot seemed to go nowhere. The 3D seemed to add nothing to the movie as well.

  • Jack and Jill

    Jack and Jill (2011)

    December 09, 2011

    This comedy was pretty juvenile because it exclusively contained bathroom humor. If you are stuck with taking care of some children for the weekend, then it would be a good choice at the theater. Other than that, this movie is not even worth seeing on dvd either.

  • A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas

    A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (2011)

    November 11, 2011

    Hilarious movie that kept me laughing the whole time. It was obscene and sacrilegious, but I expected it to have some of that. You will like this movie if you like such movies as Bad Santa and the Hangover. If youre easily offended, then steer clear!!

  • Tower Heist

    Tower Heist (2011)

    November 10, 2011

    A very good comedy movie to watch. May not have had the best acting in the world, but what do you really expect?
    I expected it to make me laugh and it accomplished just that.

  • Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D

    Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)

    September 09, 2011

    Who would pay good money to see this money?
    Its just as retarded as the previous "Spy Kid" movies!

  • Colombiana

    Colombiana (2011)

    September 09, 2011

    Colombiana has some qualities of a good action movie, but still fails to please. Not only was the plot too obvious, but it lacked the intensity to keep one on the edge of their seat.

  • Apollo 18

    Apollo 18 (2011)

    September 09, 2011

    This movie had a totally boring plot that caused me to fall asleep! Since I love Sci-Fi films, I saw it anyway despite the horrible reviews by the critics, but was nonetheless very disappointed. Would totally not recommend to anyone!

  • Shark Night 3D

    Shark Night 3D (2011)

    September 09, 2011

    This movie is totally retarded because it reminds me of the movie "Deep Blue Sea," which was actually more action-packed than this movie! This movie is a total waste of money to go see!!

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