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About Maximus

Hometown:
Fort Walton Beach, Florida
Favorite Movies:
Jurassic Park, Jaws, The Goonies, Back to the Future, Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Favorite Actors:
Tom Hanks, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael J. Fox

Latest Submissions

  1. Quint: This shark swallow you whole!

– Quote from Jaws 2 years ago

  1. Lloyd Christmas: Move it or lose it sister!

– Quote from Dumb and Dumber 2 years ago

Maximus' Submitted Quotes

Tremors

Tremors

(1990)
20 months ago
  1. Valentine McKee: Can you fly, you sucker?
Jaws

Jaws

(1975)
2 years ago
  1. Quint: This shark swallow you whole!
Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber

(1994)
2 years ago
  1. Lloyd Christmas: Move it or lose it sister!
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

(2008)
2 years ago
  1. Ron Fox: Tell them that in your fake ching-chong language.
Halloween II

Halloween II

(1981)
2 years ago
  1. Laurie Strode: Help me!
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

(1988)
2 years ago
  1. Dr. Loomis: Six bodies! Sheriff that is what I have seen between here and Ridgemont! A filling station in flames! I tell you, Michael Myers is here in this town! He's here to kill that little girl and anybody who gets in his way!
Home Alone

Home Alone

(1990)
2 years ago
  1. Kevin McCallister: [preparing to meet bandits and loading the rifle] This is it! Don't get scared now!
Home Alone

Home Alone

(1990)
2 years ago
  1. Harry: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
  2. Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber

(1994)
2 years ago
  1. Joe Mentalino: Just shut up! Now we don't even know who the hell they are. You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule!
Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber

(1994)
2 years ago
  1. Harry Dunne: You just drove a sixth of the way in the wrong direction! We don't have enough money to get to Aspen! We don't have enough money to get home! We don't have enough money to eat! We don't have enough money to sleep!
Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber

(1994)
2 years ago
  1. Lloyd Christmas: Harry! Your alive, and your a horrible shot!
Home Alone

Home Alone

(1990)
2 years ago
  1. Harry: Where did he go?
  2. Marv: Maybe he committed suicide.
  3. Kevin McCallister: I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.
Jaws

Jaws

(1975)
2 years ago
  1. Mayor Larry Vaughn: Now fellas. This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half ass autopsy on a fish. And I'm not going to stand here, and see that thing cut open and see that little Kitner boy spill out all over the dock!
A Nightmare on Elm Street

A Nightmare on Elm Street

(1984)
2 years ago
  1. Freddy Krueger: Tina. Watch this!
Friday the 13th, Part V - A New Beginning

Friday the 13th, Part V - A New Beginning

(1985)
2 years ago
  1. Demon: Those damn enchiladas!
The Lost Boys

The Lost Boys

(1987)
2 years ago
  1. Edgar Frog: Good night blood sucker!
Halloween

Halloween

(1978)
2 years ago
  1. Laurie: [after Michael falls off the balcony] It was the boogeyman.
  2. Doctor Loomis: As a matter of fact, that was.
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