The Artist Formerly Known's Review of Raiders of the Lost Ark


  • 9 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes
    Raiders of the Lost Ark

    Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

    What can be said about Raiders of the Lost Ark that hasn't been said already? Yeah, it's the greatest movie ever made. Practically everyone knows it. There's really not much else to say; I could rant for days about how spectacular this movie is, but I won't put you through that. Instead, I'll just type a paragraph.

    OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER. It's just... AMAZING.... just friggin' amazing. The chase scene with the horse and the trucks... WOW, that shit BLEW ME AWAY!!! It's just fucking unbelievable, with the theme music and the GIANT ROLLING BALL!!! And the FUCKING PLANE with the muscular Nazi who gets cut up in the propeller, OH my fUCking CHRIIIIST.... holy shit, I love it.

    Anyway, I'm a little calmer now. Watch this movie if you haven't already.

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