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About Joel

Hometown:
4th Moon of Endor
Favorite Movies:
No Country for Old Men, Batman Begins, The Terminator, RoboCop, Blade Runner, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Batman Forever, Heat, Aliens, A Clockwork Orange
Favorite Actors:
Christian Bale, Sam Rockwell, Daniel Day-Lewis, John C. Reilly, Tom Hardy, Kurt Russell
Actor Who Would Play You:
Ryan Gosling
Bio:
Born in the wastes of a post-apocalyptic devastation; Joel had to build his way up from a lowly scavenger to a notorious hit squad commander. Assisted by developing mafia boss Stan Hawkins, Joel is constantly on the hunt for the truth behind his parents disappearance into the eternal deserts of despair.

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Star Trek Into Darkness

Star Trek Into Darkness

(2013)
10 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

A modern Science Fiction/Action masterpiece, enough said.

Evil Dead

Evil Dead

(2013)
11 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

An utterly watchable horror which exceeds really due to its superb use of practical effects and creation of atmosphere, able to satisfy gore hounds and fans of horror both older and new however those dedicated to of the classic like myself will easily realise that apart from the visual trickery and eerie fog effects theres really nothing memorable or worthwhile going on here.

Dead Man Down

Dead Man Down

(2013)
11 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

A film where every shot, every sound, action, spoken word and character moment despite the best efforts of the cast is uninspired, cliched and generic beyond understanding.
Yet viewing with a couple of friends after a drink or two will provide some humour in the vein of "I cant believe they were stupid enough to do that." comedy.

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Intel Hollywood Star Program (July 2012 - December 2012)
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