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  1. "Tree" Lane: I'm a big guy!

– Quote from Mystery, Alaska 2 years ago

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– Quote from Mystery, Alaska 2 years ago

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Mystery, Alaska

Mystery, Alaska

(1999)
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

May not be Slapshot, but it scored with me!

Piranha 3-D

Piranha 3-D

(2010)
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

I love the gore...and...I love the gore...that's it!

Finding Nemo

Finding Nemo

(2003)
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Best Pixar creation...EVER!!!

The Towering Inferno

The Towering Inferno

(1974)
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Once again, no CGI used...pure sweat, blood, and tears which was pulled off by the Master of Disaster himself, Irwin Allen! A great piece of story telling that consisted of an all star cast held hostage by fire in the world's tallest skyscraper! The only thing I didn't like was the dialogue was a bit too soap opera-ish but that changed once Steve McQueen showed up!

Jaws

Jaws

(1975)
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

No CGI back in the day...A thriller created by real sweat, blood, and tears that continually, today, scare the shit out of viewers from the water! Hollywood needs to return to the fundamentals of movie making verses quick computer composite bullshit and return to real story telling if they ever think of pulling off a stunt like this again! WARNING HOLLYWOOD!...DO NOT REMAKE! YOU WON'T TOP IT!

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