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Favorite Actors:
Robert Downey Jr.
Celebrity Crush:
Emma Stone
Actor Who Would Play You:
Owen Wilson
Lover of Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and just about everything Pixar. I watch a TON of movies so my reviews will be frequent!

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  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

    December 14, 2012

    A great start to a trilogy that shouldn't be a trilogy - it should just be two movies.

  • Life of Pi

    Life of Pi (2012)

    December 02, 2012

    Packed with amazing visuals, great storytelling, an amazing friendship between human and animal, and a fantastic message give this one an outstanding grade. It's only drawback is that it's a little slow in parts.

  • Man on a Ledge

    Man on a Ledge (2012)

    November 24, 2012

    One of the biggest issues in the movie is the fairly frequent mention of the crowd below wanting the man to jump off the ledge - are New Yorkers seriously that stupid to want to watch a guy jump to his potential death? This is one of the more major issues in a overall fun and exciting thriller, but it does however have a "lazy" feel during a few different scenes, and quite often feels completely unrealistic.

  • Fanboys

    Fanboys (2008)

    November 24, 2012

    Spoof movies are never made to be award winners (other than winners at the Razzies) but they always are a lot of fun. Fanboys is no exception - it's a so bad, it's fantastic spocksucking good time.

  • Skyfall

    Skyfall (2012)

    November 24, 2012

    Bond is back - and he has a splendid movie in his arsenal. Happy 50 years, Bond!

  • 21 Jump Street

    21 Jump Street (2012)

    November 24, 2012

    Yes, it is very raunchy, but the raunch makes the movie what it is - without it, this movie would be boring, but with it, it's so much more entertaining and so much better.

  • Wreck-it Ralph

    Wreck-it Ralph (2012)

    November 24, 2012

    If this isn't the contender for this year's best animated flick, then I seriously have no idea what qualifies as "great" anymore.

  • Rise of the Guardians

    Rise of the Guardians (2012)

    November 24, 2012

    Starts out somewhat slow, but ends smoothly. Not a whole lot of variety in terms of scenes, but the gorgeous animation and likable characters (and a great villain) give this a passing grade anyway.

  • Argo

    Argo (2012)

    November 12, 2012

    If this gripping suspenseful drama doesn't receive a Best Picture nomination and a nomination for Best Actor to Ben Affleck, then I'd say to the Academy "Argo, f*ck yourself".

  • The King's Speech

    The King's Speech (2010)

    November 10, 2012

    A beautifully made, well-acted historic biography that deserves all the honors it received a couple years ago.

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