Wayne Campbell: [aside] This is Stan Mikita's Donuts. Excellent munch post. *walks over to Glen* This is the manager, Glen. He's here 24 hours a day. I recommend the sugar pucks; they're excellent. Come on.
Mikita's Manager Glen: [aside] I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet in the heat of passion, it's called murder?
Wayne Campbell: Hello? What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.
Garth Algar: [aside] I really don't have too much to say right now. *points* Hey, what's that?
*camera pans to where Garth pointed*
[runs away] Gaah!